Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 92, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 April 1912 — BRIEF DECISIONS FROM THE BENCH. [ARTICLE]

BRIEF DECISIONS FROM THE BENCH.

The man who is getting the most out of life is letting the other feildw do the worrying. An ideal wife and an ideal husband are two of a kind; but they eeldom make a pair. While it takes only two to make a quarrel, a third is usually present. Uncle Ezra is right in his decision that shoplifting and souvenir hunting -are more closely related than first cousins. When the country needs rain the President should declare a holiday. The may who does his duty day by lay never worrries about the morrow A physician asserted the other day that those who have heart disease should net marry. Some wag replied that there would he no marriages then, as only those with heart trouble get married. 9 The best check for literary aspirations ha 3 “Please pay. to” on it. — From Judge’s Library.