Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 92, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 April 1912 — Page 4

Band silos, s and lyette yette, ts in, taken 3. P.J wrignt * son. gfj--;-- - — i Fw Sale— A general purpose mare, 4 years old, weight about 1100; a good single driver. Dave Alter, Phone 607-E, R. D. No. 2, Rensselaer. Fer Sale —Pure Rural and Early Rose seed potatoes. Glohe Onion Farm, Phone 648-B. Fer Sale — A roll top desk, quarter sawed oak and almost new; also 2 pedigreed bull terriers, 9 months old. Gall on or write Eld J. Stone, P. O. Box 504 or Call Phone 323. % Fer Sale —3B head of shoats, weight 60 pounds, and 4 sows With pigs by side. J. H. Pursifuli, R. D. I, McCoysburg. Fer Sale —A McCray refrigerator, 9 feet wide, 7 feet high, 6 feet deep, for a hotel or restaurant.’lnquire at the Indian School Phone No. 83. t— : For Sale—Oak lumber, bridge lumber and bills sawed to order if fur- ' niahed soon. Victor Yeoman, Phone 11 Fer Sale— tA Domo cream separator; ? capacity 180 poigids; at a bargain. In,e quire of C. WT Rhoades, the barber, 5 ■ Phone 148. V Fer Sale —Typewriter ribbons of all makes. The Republican. For Sale— Hot house buildings, pipe, etc. Good for hen houses. Cheap. D. W, Waymire, Phone 16. For Sale —3 conveniently located five-room cottages, at right prices and on easy payments. Firman Thompson. For Sale — 6-room cottage in north part of town, lot 160x187, good well, - large chickenp&rk. E. L. Hammerton, Phone 375. For Sale or Rent —Possession at once; the Hemphill livery barn, in Rensselaer; a good paying business. Inquire of Jack Hoyes, R. D. No. 1 or phone 605-D. For Sale— l have divided the Monnett land facing the gravel road in*o 10-acre lota, and will offer these fer •alq. This land is within one mile of town and will make Ideal homes. For prices and particulars call on George F. Meyers or J. J. Hunt. For Sole— A house and lot Inquire of E. A. Aldrich. For Sale— Oliver or Jewett typewriter in good condition and price reasonable. Arthur H. Hopkins. For Sale —Small property south Christian church known as' Harrison property. See George A. Williams. WANTED. Wanted —To sharpen every lawnmower in Rensselaer. D. E. Hollister at the River Queen Mill: — — Wanted—All kinds dressmaking, samples to select from. Foreign and domestic. Mrs. H. A. Cripps, .over Trust & Savings Bank. ~ ——^— i Wanted— Men for building wooden freight cars. Those bkndy with ordinary tools can soon learn. Also common laborers. Haskell & Barker Car Company, Michigan City, Ind. Wanted— Teams to plow by the acre for corn. Call or write as soon as possible. John O’Connor, Kniman, Ind. Wanted —Bus team. Weight about 1256 each. Harrison Wasson. FOB RENT. For Bent— House of five rooms, well located. Arthur Hopkins. For Bent—An Oliver typewriter, recently remedied and in perfect running order. Telephone No. 18 or 153. 1 i ■ htfiftijjijPiqjj. ELECTRICAL REPAIRS. • • -i.’..- ;—— —. For electrical, repairs and wiring, I call Ray Delmer, Phone 239. MONEY TO LOAN. % .0* tlnlen Central Life Insurance Co. has made a big appropriation of money to he loaned on good fahns In Jasper county and offers a liberal con tract without commission. John A MISCELLANEOUS. ■V. . ■ At Anetfen—Saturday, April 20, at S p. m. In court house square, one 20 Hi s**. Haynes runabout to highest hid—o6r. ■ ir&iispftuning, "'a ju. v/i&rK.

RIGHT PLACE

Mr. Knags —Don’t you know that? Any fool could tell you. Mrs. Knagg—That’s Why I asked you, dear. , r "_

BRIEF DECISIONS FROM THE BENCH.

The man who is getting the most out of life is letting the other feildw do the worrying. An ideal wife and an ideal husband are two of a kind; but they eeldom make a pair. While it takes only two to make a quarrel, a third is usually present. Uncle Ezra is right in his decision that shoplifting and souvenir hunting -are more closely related than first cousins. When the country needs rain the President should declare a holiday. The may who does his duty day by lay never worrries about the morrow A physician asserted the other day that those who have heart disease should net marry. Some wag replied that there would he no marriages then, as only those with heart trouble get married. 9 The best check for literary aspirations ha 3 “Please pay. to” on it. — From Judge’s Library.

A “RAW” DEAL.

Little Willie had worn pajamas for two years. But while visiting an aunt he discovered that his night clothes had been forgotten. When Willie saw the nightie donated by a girl cousin he protested vigorously, winding up with: . “An’ I won’t wear no nightgown ever, ever: Not eveff If I have to go to bed raw.” —Everybody’s.

She Laughed.

“Wise men hesitate —only fools are certain,” he observed in the course of a conversation with his tender spouse. “I don’t know about that,” she said testily. “Well, I am certain of it!” he exclaimed. And for a long time he was puzzle to understand why she burst ov laughing at him. —Los Angeles T bune.

PROBABLY.

“Poor Jones lias lost his wife.” “Yes. I suppose that is why he is down here looking- for another.”

A Classified Adv. will sell it

THE PELOUZE ELECTRIC IRON. Iwli f The most economical iron on the market—“ The Pelouze.” Sold by Ray Delmer. , . , • j ’ * " 1 " ‘ ’"*" 1 *■** 1 ■ . "" - —' ■ BUTTERFAT. W. H. Dexter will pay 32c for butter fat this week. * POULTRY AND EGGS. For Sale—Pen of Single Comb and White Leghorns, as good as the best Eggs for sale at 4 cents each. A. G. W. Farmer, Phone 425! For Sale—Pure Rose Comb Rhode 'lsland Red eggs during the batching season. C. H. Mills, Phone 100. For Sale—lndian Runner duck eggs; white eggs, $1 for 15; tinted eggs, 76e for 15, Fred Waling. R. D. No. 3, or Mt Ayr f>Hone No. 29-G.' ' .. AUTOMOBILES. The Yery Latest, a real 1912 car, on our floor for delivery now. The Maxwell Mascotte Touring car. TH GLDDEJf .* lODB wuraiit Maxustr

STRANGE FEATS OF FAMOUS GLUTTONS

“BEASTS FEEJD, MAN eats. V The wise man alone knows how to eat.” But' not always.’ It would scarcely be incorrect to describe Balzac, Voltaire and Victor Hugo, for instance, as wise men in their own way; and yet they were human gluttons, whose gastronomic feats would strike the average reader as somewhat amazing, to say the least ' Balzac has told us himself that at the end of a hard writing he went to a certain famous eating house in Paris and there ordered, and ate, a little dinner carefully composed es twelve dozen Ostend oysters, twelve mutton cutlets, a duck, two roast partridges, a Normandy sole, fruit, coffee and liqueurs. Victor Hugo, whose iron teeth could crush a cutlet bone as if it were an almond, sometimes amused his grandchildren, after eating through a dinner of six courses, by collecting the remnants of soup, entree, fish, roast, vegetables, and sweet dishes, mixing them, and eating this horrible “salad” there and then with obvious pleasure. Voltaire who almost lived on strong coffee, bragged of drinking sixty cups, a day, which reminds one of Dr. Johnson, who could almost equal this record in the matter of tea. Judging, however, from the Information contained in a book lately published in ETance, on eating, it would appear that not even Balzac, Hugo, or the more modern eating-champions we occasionally read about, whose feats for wagers—such as disposing of a trifle like twenty pounds of plum duff, fifty or sixty eggs, or a score of pigeons—would not have stood muen chance if matched against one on two of the French kings. Take Louis XIV., for Instance, who was a gourmand, and a gourmet, too. He had as many as 1,500 men to cook for him and to wait at his banquets. Here is the menu of one of his ordinary dinners: One broth made of two fowls and one of four partridges and cabbages; one additional soup, made of six pigeons and one of cocks’ combs; two*further soups, one of fowl and one of partridge; a twenty-pound side of veal and twelve pigeons; a fricassee of six chickens and two hashed partridges, three roast partridges, six braised partridges, two roast turkeys, three truffled hens, two fat capons, nine chickens, nine pigeons, two young chickens, six partridges and four pigeons. The dessert consisted of two china bowls of raw fruit, two of Jam and two of cbmpote.

DOES YOURS?

“I wish you wouldn’t contradict me, my dear.” “I don’t.”

Poetry and Prose

The poultry editor *of a country paper received this letter from a poetical Summer cottager: “Dear Editor—What shall I do? Each morn when I visit my hen-house I find two or three fowls on their backs, their feet sticking straight up, and their souls wandering through fields Elyeian. What is the matter?” The prosaic editor replied by return of post: “Dear Friend —The principal trouble with your hens seems to be that they are dead. There isn’t much that you can do, as they will probably be that way for some time. Yours respectfully.”

NOT GOOD FUEL.

When a young couple tried to start their automobile for an evening drive they were greatly puzzled when the machine refused to make any signs of action. “What’s the matter With the thing? cried the husband, “I just filled it with gasoline last night.” “That's odd,” replied the wife, “1 notice the can untouched in the cellar a few minutes ago.” “In the cellar,” retorted the husband, “why I got this in the kitchen.” “No wonder the machine will not win hysterically laughed the young woman, “you have filled the car with maple syrup.—Youngstown Telegram.

BANK PROTECTS CUSTOMERS.

A curious incident Is reported from Paris throwing light upon the policy of the Rothschild bank in that city. No new accounts are allowed to be open with the Rothschilds nowadays, but any old customer or any descendant of an old customer while he keeps a balance -in the hank is never reminded how small the balance is or even that it has been overdrawn. — American Hebrew. * *

PROBLEM FOR FUTURE.

It Is estimated that within 50 yean we shall have to supply the wants oi over 200,000,000 people. While the hundreds of thousands of these folks will seel; homes on the land, the yast majority will congregate in the cities and will have to be fed and clothed by the products of the same number o t acres of land as were available when Columbus discovered America. Tommie [to auntie, an ardent suffragette]—“When you women get yonr rights, do you intend to ttiffil bachelors?” I

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Militia Members Giving a Military Ball This Evening.

About twenty members of the local militia company have organized themselves into a social club for the purpose of giving a military ball and it will take place % this evening at the armory. The music will be furnished by Perry Horton and his trap drummer. The members.of the militia com pany will be dressed in olive drabuniforms, white collars and canvas puttee leggings. It had been expected to use the blue uniforms, but they were issued to the'company ten years ago and are sadly out of style and the soldiers decided to wear the olive drab, which is the winter garrison uniform of a soldier. A number of young men have been invited to participate in the ball, which will be chaperoned by Capt. and Mrs. Healey and First Lieutenant and Mrs. Woodworth.

Justice of the Peace Speaks About Some Coming Events.

Justice Irwin was asked this morning if he had anything new. He replied that he had nothing for publication but that certain papers were on file in his office which indicated that there would be an unusually large number of fatherless children born into the world within the next few weeks. Affidavits have been filed and the constables will be hotfooting oyer the country soon, looking for a to assume The that their acts of folly, should obligate them.

Couple From Wheatfield Married by Squire Irwin.

Clarence Huldeman Lintner, a young farmer of. Wheatfleld, and Miss Iva May Johnson, of the same place, procured a marriage license this Tuesday forenoon and were united in marriage by Squire Irwin, who give one of his extra “tied to stay” knots and sent the couple home rejoicipg.

Infant Born to Fair Oaks Mother Lived Only Few Honrs.

A son born Monday to Mr. and Mrs. Cloyd C. Clifton, of Fair Oaks, lived but a few hours. . The parents are grief stricken at Hie loss of the little one. The babe was buried in the Fair Oaks cemetery.

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The 1912 CHAOS WILL BE DELIYERED ON OR ABOUT MAY 171 b. All Rensselaer Alumni will want It—-should have lt» and we hope to receive an order from every member. —♦ —“ ' Price, SLOO ■ . Orders by mall will receive prompt attention. Mall or phone orders to FLORENCE RYAN, phone 2M. er JOHN HEMPHILL, phone 121. RENSSELAER, INDIANA.

GOOD-BYE CATARRH

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Young Elopers Were Married ~ In Lafayette Monday. Miss Hazel Moore, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Moore, of this city, and John E. Lyons, also of this place, went to Lafayette Monday morning and were Gfarried at 4 o’clock in the afternoon by Rer.’Bprden B. Kessler, pastor of St. Pauls M. E. church, at his borne on Brown street Friends and relatives did not know of the a wedding until this morning, when they read the announcement in ai Lafayette paper. Mrs. Moore states that Hazel called her by long distanefe telephone last evening to tell her that she had missed the train and that she would be home today, but did not disclose the fact that rite was married. Miss Moore has been an operator for the Jasper County Telephone Co. for a number of years and has a host of friends. Their plans for the future plans are not known but it is probable that they will reside here. b. tawre through

Ij || P P m* 111I II ml || I |Rf || L j Mm Miw M Up uLA jA M Dr. L M. WASHBURN. PHYSICIAN AND SUBGEON. Makes a specialty of diseases of the Eyes. ■; > ‘"■’3s V - Over Both Brothers. ARTHUR H.. HOPKINS. V LAW, LOANS AND BE AX. ESTATE Loans on farms and city pioperty, personal security and chattel mortgage. Buy, sell and rent farms and city prop erty. Farm and city • fire insurance. Office over Robles & Parker’s. Benaaelaer, Indiana. J. T. Irwin B. C. Irwin \ IRWIN & IRWIN 4 ; DAW, BEAD ESTATE, INSURANCE. 5 per cent farm loans. Office in Odd Fellows’ Block. E. P. HONAN ~ ATTOBNEY AT DAW. Law. Loans, Abstracts, Insurance; * and Real Estate. Will practice In aIF ' the courts. All business attended to with promptness and dispatch. Rensselaer, Indiana. If. I . BROttN DENTIST. Crown and Bridge Work and Teeth Without riates a Specially. All the latest methods in Dentistry. Gas administered for painless extraction: ‘ " Office over Larsh’s Drug Store. ~ j7niNA.DI>LAP LAWYER. (Successor to Frank Foltz.) Practice in all courts. Estates settled, ft* • j Farm-. L!b.ans. . —! Collection department Notary in the office. : Benaaelaer, Indiana. Dr. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Night and day calls given prompt at- - ' Leri tion. Residence phone, .116. Office phone, 177. Benaaelaer, Indiana. Dr. F. A.TFKFLFK OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN. Rooms 1 and 2. Murray Building, Rensselaer, Indiana. Phones. Office —2 rings on 300, realdence —3 rings on 300. Successfully treats both acute .and chronic diseases. Spinal curvatures a specialty. > - ; Dr. E. N. LOY Successor to Dr. W. W. Hartsell. HOMEOPATHIST. Office—Frame building on Cullen street, east of court house. OFFICE PHONE 89. Residence College Avenue, Phone 169, Benaaelaer, Indiana. F. 11. HEMPHILL, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Special attention to diaeaaea of woman and law gradea of fever. Office in Williams block, Opposite Court House. Telephone, office and residence. 442. OFFICIAL DIRECTfIBYr CITY OFFICERS. Mayor G. F. Meyers Marshal ' ’. George Mustard Clerk Chas. Mori an | Treasurer R. IV Thompson Attorney Mose Leopold Civil Engineer W. F. Osborne Fire Chief ,T. J. Montgomery Fire Warden J. J. Montgomery “ Councilmen. . Ist Ward Hopkins , 2nd Ward Elzie Grow 3rd Ward Harry Kresler At Large C. J. Dean, A. G. Catt JUDICIAD.——— Circuit Judge..... .Charles W. Hanley Prosecuting Attorney.. .Fred- Long well of Court —Second Monday in February, April, September and November. Four week terms. COUNTY OFFICERS. % Clerk ....Charles C. Warner Sherlg Wl. Hoover Auditor ; J. p. Hammond Treasurer A. A._ Fell Recorder ,J. W. Tilton Surveyor » W. F. Osborne Coroner V. J. Wright Supt. Public Schools.... Ernest I,unison County Assessor John Q. Lewis Health Officer ~E. N. Loy COMMISSIONERS ~ Ist District Wtn. H, Hers liman 2nd District Charles F. Stackhouse 3rd District... Charles T. Denham Commissioners' Court meets the Firtrt Monday of month. 1., - - - - ■ - --mu--far 7 COUNTY BOARD OP EDUCATION, Trustees Township »m. Folger .....Barkley Charles May Carpenter J. W. Selmer. .Gillam George Parker Hanging Grove W. H. Wortley Jordan Tunis Snip. Keener John Shlrer. ..Kankakee. ’ Edward ...Marlon George L. Parks .Milroy E. P. Lane....... Newton Isaac Kight........... ....... .Union Albert Keene Wheatfleld Fred Karch .Walker Ernest Lamson, Co. Supt... .Rensselaer Geo. A. Wi11iam5........... Rensselaer James H. Green Remington Geo. O. Stembel Wheatfleld , Truant Officer, C. B. Steward, Rensselaer

BEIBBIUSB TIME TABLE. In Effect October 14. 19H. > aotrcßiorai) No. Si—Fast MalF*..« 4:4# a. m. » !i;8 sft i&fcsary-iip-".:: jate No. S—Louisville Ex. U.tfp.m. HOBTH BOUND No. 4 T.oulsvllle Mali .... 4:61 a. m. nk 7:16 a. to. No. I»—Ea»t Mall ........ 10:06 a. m. No. 38 —Indpla-Chgo. Ex.... S:OS p. m. No. 4—Louisville Mall *Ex S:I7 p, m. No. 39—nooaler Limited ... 1:44 p. to. Train No. SI maxes connection at Henon for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette