Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 April 1912 — OUT OF A GINGER JAR. [ARTICLE]

OUT OF A GINGER JAR.

Where did the house flyl W We want our eggs fresh, but nottW cook. v Light housekeeping is apt to mnfsr heavy bread. _ < The history of ths average ma* iff ; largely foot notes. The rent in the clothes will not war the rent ot the home. ——- It is much easier to write a note than it is to sing one. A political rooster is of little account] in the poultry business. Whether a miss is as good as a mile depends upon the miss. gg There is a big difference between al butterfly and a fly in ths butter. Some folks forge ahead and some forge themselves into the penitentiary. A farmer does not need a medical diploma in order to be able to cure pork. After all the cranks keeps things moving whether in the machine shop or in society. Deafness can seldom be cured, yet many a man is given his hearing In the police court All careful poultrymen stardp their eggs, but that does not entitle them to the privileges of the mails. Some folks spend so much time in trying to preserve their dignity that they have little leisure for anything else. Hens are great thieves, they are constantly stealing their nests; but then the housewife steals their eggs and thereby sets a bad example. J. P. Morgan can raise $10,000,000 on bis check any minute; but the num who. is raising a large family on $9 a Week Is a greater financier than Morgan.—Farm Journal.