Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 April 1912 — Page 3

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WHAT INSURANCE COMMISSIONERS SAY

Insurance Commissioner Wm. H. Hotchkiss of New York, chairman of the executive committee of the Nar tional Convention of Insurance Commissioners, prior to the last Head Camp of the Modern Woodmen of America, gave the following official notice to that society: "Pursuant to action of the national convention of state Insurance commissioners, at Its adjourned session In December last, I write you this expression of views as to the necessity of your order—as well as all other fraternal benefit societies—placing itself on a firm foundation as to rates. An Insurance society which in these days does not recognise that the cost of Insurance is fixed by laws other than man’s laws—namely, the laws of nature—or prescribes for its members either V R flat rate, irrespective of the age of its members, or any other rate that is not scientifically safe, is deceiving both itself and its members and approaching the time—perhaps slowly, but not the less surely—when it must fail and its contracts be repudiated. The fraternal spirit is a good thing; but the rates and management of fraternal societies must also be such that the beneficiaries ot the last member tp die will receive every dollar that such member’s certificate calls for." State Insurance Commissioner Ekern 'of Wisconsin has issued an official interview In which he says: "Fraternal societies generally have come to recognize that their business must be conducted on a sound basis. This means a re-rating for nearly every society, and members who do not fully understand the situation are often inclined to complain of increases in their rates. They should understand that with a re-rating on a sound basis they have a much more valuable insurance than before. AU are benefited by getting a permanent insurance for what was uncertain be - fore. The Modern Woodmen of America, by reason-of Its long experience with a large membership, is permitted to make a rate upon Its own experience, which Is even lower than that based on the National Fraternal Congress table, which new societies must adopt The cost of this Insurance is not a matter of mortality tables or rates charged, but depends upon the actual deaths in the society. A rerating merely means that each member shall pay his real share of that cost Members who think of dropping their insurance will do well to take enough time to study the question before doing anything which may bring regret to both themselves and their families.” The Chicago Inter Ocean says: - "It is unpleasant for the members of the Modem Woodmen Society to have to pay more for their Insurance, but let them think how much more unpleasant it would be for those 5,000,000 women and children, or any of them, to be deprived of that protection because their husbands or fathers got angry. That is what all Woodmen should think about.” L

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SOME CLEVER TRICKS

Harry Davis Tells of Shrewdness of W. R. Armour. - » ■ Bill Had Box of Live Balts to Use When Batting Rally Was On, but Athletics Were Wise and Kept Ball In Game. "They used to pull off n lot of tricks In the American League that are tabooed now,” remarked Harry Davis, Cleveland’s new manager, recently. "They did not stop with signal tipping deVices, but they worked in a rabbit ball now and then, cut down the pitchers’ box over night, cut down or raisedthe Hue toward third base, let the hose run all night on the base paths or on the grass near the plate. Clark Griffith turned that last trick on us one day when he was managing the White Sox. Thought he would make it difficult for our third sacker to field bunts, but our pitcher anfl Cross got-every one, while Griffith himself Slipped™ fn the water and soaked his uniform. “Bill Armour was a man of whom we were always suspicious. That suspicion dated from a time I was with Providence in the Eastern League. The Rochester team had a faculty of batting out victories in the eighth and ninth Innings and we made up our minds that a rabbit ball was working. We finally told our third base coacher to go to the Rochester bench between innings and keep watch. Sure enough. He discovered that they were tossing out a live wire toward the end of games when Rochester was behind. “They confessed then and wd kept their secret on the condition that they tip us'off as to where they got the live ones. So, the next day I visited the shop, which was located in Rochester, and there on a bench' was a package of balls directed to W. R. Armour. ’7 called the attention of the old German who ran the shop to the package and he admitted that it contained lively balls. .. “‘But,’ he said, ‘they are only for practice.’ " ‘That’s all right,’ I told him. ‘Just give me a few dozen—just fbr practice!’ And I got them. "But,.from then on, I felt that Bill Armour would bear watching when it came to pulling off a trick now and then. Finally, we caught him. It was In 1904. Waddell and Earl Moore were having a battle right- It was 4

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to 4 when we finished our half of the ninth. Hickman was the first man up for Cleveland ip the last half of the ninth. He smashed the first ball on a line, but Hartsei went back, to the fence and grabbed ft Larry picked the next one and Dave Fultz made a wonderful running catch. Now Cleveland had not been hitting Rube that hard up to that time and I passed the word around that whoever made the third out should keep the ball and see that it was still in play when the tenth inning began if the,Naps did not manage to win out Then Flick hit it on the nose, but Sox Seybold made the best catch I ever sAw him make, a one-handed stab in right center.- — remembered what had been said and he brought the ball in and never handed it over until Moore was ready to pitch. We did not intend to let Cleveland have a chance to throw it out of the lot. -Then came our half of the tenth and we scored ten runs. And Bill Armour never ran in another rabbit against us.”

Govern Central League.

The new 12-club Central League will be governed by an entirely new met hod this year, a ccording to the announcement of President F. R. Carson. A new executive officer has been named in Thomas J. O’Connor of Erie. He will serve as vice president, and it will be his duty to settle differences In the eastern end of the circuit Dr. Carson, win take care of the western cities. * :■< '

Noel's Hard Luck

Bruce Noel, a Pittsburg pitching possibility, is a live member of the Jinx club. Last year he quit the team because his wife was ill and was allowed to .finish the season at Oshkosh. This rear he made ready to report to the Pirates, when his wife was taken ill sgain and his plans are agsfp upset. o] 2

THINKS RESINOL EXCELLENT FOR SKIN

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Facetious Operator.

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Means to Enjoy Closing Years.

Having made a million dollars by the practice of law since he quit politics, former Congressman and Governor Frank S. Black, aged fifty-eight, has confirmed the reports that he has retired. “After a certain point is reached, It Isn’t money a man should work for, but time. You can’t defy human nature,” he says.

“ECZEMA ITCHED SO BADLY I COULDN’T STAND IT.”

"I suffered with eczema on my neck for about six months, beginning by little pimples. breaking out. I kept scratching till the blood came. It kept getting worse, I couldn’t sleep nights any more. It kept itching for about a month, then I went to a doctor and got some liquid to take. It seemed as if I was going to get better. The itching stopped for about three days, but when it started again, was even worse than before. The eczema itched so badly I couldn’t stand it any more. *7 went to a doctor and he gave toe some medicine, but didn’t do any good. We have been having Cuticura Remedies in the house, so I decided to try them. I had been using Cuticura Soap, so I got me a box of Cuticura Ointment, and washed off the affected part with Cuticura Soap three times a day, and then put the Cuticura Ointment on. The first day I put it on, it . relieved me of itching so I could sleep all that night. It took about a week, then I could see the scab come off.. I kept the treatment up for three weeks, and my eczema was cured. "My brother' got his face burned with gun-powder, and he used Cuticura Soap and Oinrinent. The people all thought he would have scars, but you can’t see that he ever had his face burned. It was simply awful to look at before the Cuticura Remedies (Soap and Ointment) cured it.” (Signed) Miss Elizabeth Gehrkl, Forrest City, Ark., Oct 1«, 1910. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to ‘‘Cuticura,’’ Dept L, Boston.

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In Chicago.

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On the Trail.

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