Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 89, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 April 1912 — All Cut Up. [ARTICLE]

All Cut Up.

Miss Simpson—Kin you cut mah Initials on do Ice, Mlstah Johnson? Mah .name’s Gertrude Lizbeth Agnes May Gladys Penelope Dorothy Simpson. Mr. Johnson (dubiously)—-Well, I could do dat. Miss Simpson, but it .■would spoil de pond fo’ skatin’!— Puck. ' \ ' .' . ‘