Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 86, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 April 1912 — Would Hardly Go Around. [ARTICLE]

Would Hardly Go Around.

Winie—“Wonder what all the animals did during those forty days in the ark.” Tommy—“Oh, they just lay around and scratched theirselves, I guess.” Willie —“Scratched theirselves nothin’! What’d they scratch for when there was only two fleas?" —Boston Transcript.