Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 83, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 April 1912 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

A 8 ORDERED. A country tailor recently found himself in an awkward fix. He wanted to ; order two flatirons of the type Known as “tailor’s goose,” but he looked at the order he bad written and shook his head. “Two tailor’s gooses,’ he muttered; “that don’t look right Two tailor's igimi' no I’m sure that can't be cor’wet” He pondered the question until he i became quite worried, but finally hit ion the brilliant Idea of writing his (order: r “Messrs. . Please send one [tailor’s goose. P. S. —You can send tifro instead of one.”—London Weekly (Telegraph.