Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 77, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 March 1912 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

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Trouble hunters n eve# come bom# empty-handed. - v i And *B men are alike—except time# who at« different * *3; It takes a financial artist to draw * satisfactory check. He who would achieve fame must pay the press agent , No. Cordelia, you .can’t keep a. secret by putting it on ice. A hammer sometimes misses its mark, but a bouquet never. A woman’s Intuition enables her to get along without judgment Some women seem to think that a painted face should go with a picture hat It takes a cheerful man to fool him* self into believing that he is contented. ' When a married woman is well dressed it’s a sign that her husband's credit is good. And many a homely girl's popularity with' the mate contingent is due to the fact that she has a rich father. No matter how perfectly aa artificial eye inay be, it’s an unsightly thing. This is a swift age. If your name is in the list of "also rang’ yon are doing fairly well. It takes nerve to enable a man to achieve success—and a lot more, to enable him to explain satisfactorily why he didn’t. When his Satanic majesty wants anything dene that he is ashamed to do himself, he turns the job over to A hypocrite.—Chicago News. _____