Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 76, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 March 1912 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

The Daily Republican ' Kwry Day Kxccpt Sunday " " HEALEY A CLARK, Publiahers. RENSSELAER, INDIANA. Why doesn’t an Ice floe flow* r• • . There seems to be ! no kind of Insect powder teat is fatal to humbugs. The forty Immortals have slid back tsfo obscurity, and all is forgiven. ■!■ -I. —......- ' There never before was a time when the world had so many ex-potentates. ■ ■■■ ■ '■ '■■■■ ' ' . ■' The peach crop promises to be big enough for cholera morbus pur- —■ SLi v Other seeds may be higher this year, but seeds of kindness will cost bo more What a pity that the average man has no place to store away ice for a dusty day!

A 27-pound lobster has been caught at.Atlantie City. It was not accompanied by a chorus glrL It was with difficulty that Lake Michigan was kept from freezing from shore to shore this winter. Somebody has said “we are what we •at.’* We doubt it especially when we sat boiled cabbage and turnips. Doctors saved the life of a New York man whose neck was broken. But he will still have to live in New York. China Invented fireworks a good many hundred years before it had an .independence day to explode them on. Automatic starters may be all right for automobiles, but they would never do to set a political campaign in motion. 1 ~ —? Though a Minnesota man caught a ton of fish with his hands, others have made greater catches with their Imaginations. The couple who get married In a flying machine evidently do not desire elaborate ceremonies—Just a plane wedding. \ Fashion notes make it easy to foretell that ladles’ hats will be high and pocketbooks retain their usual shape of flatness. Golf balls are to be cheaper. Bnt we cannot paraphrase Marie Antoinette and eat golf balls If we can’t have bread. We await anxiously the time when the little ex-Emperor Pu Yi will begin making attempts to come back. They all do It A gun made of cement la one of the latest devices for war purposes. It Is dangerous to stand either at the muscle or the breech. We take off our hat to the puimotor, which not only draws suicides back ■from the dark shore, but. patches up their lovers’ quarrels. The Massachusetts man who has been on the operating table thirty-five times may be merely trying to establish a reputation as a cut-up.

Don’t boast, oven If you did hare anas torbraakfsst,' T|fl| ' HER whom you feel so superior may have had butter on his Johnny cake. A New‘York surgeon says the vermiform appendix fulfills an Important function. He of course, speaking from the surgeon’s standpoint. Those Manchurian princes do not make any pretenses to the effect that they stepped out of power In order . to devote more time to the uplift A near scientist tells us that when* snr a man tells a lie hls big toe wiggles. There must be some enthusiastic wiggling on the bathing beaches In summer. The death of Lord Lister, who discovered antiseptic surgery and has saved the lives of thousands, recalls the fact that be was not placed in the 'list of the . twenty greatest A Connecticut bank has gone to the wall because Its books had not been balanced for forty years. It seems, therefore, that the balancing of bank books Is Important, after aIL A prominent dentist informs us that false teeth are more sanitary than real ones, but the man who knocks out. hls fellow man’s teeth Is not necessarily looked upon as a philanthropist A New Jersey woman is suing for damages because after a surgical operation a pair of forceps was sewed up inside her. She is lucky not to have the price of the instrument charged against Its loss in her bilL ■■ ■ ' ' ■ ; The Palace of Peace at The Hague will be completed In. July of next year. The work Is not being hurried. A Boston highbrow tells us that If bo had created the world he would have made every woman beautiful. and what would the beauty doctor d« then, poor thing? How a society for promoting effletency has bees launched. One of the waps of doing It would be to waste long time on forming fool organise, tions. £*■' 'Sc . :? ... . • _ IMCT '