Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 75, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 March 1912 — Qathered Smiles [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Qathered Smiles

UNCONVENTIONALITIES. j, T know well enough I’m not lending you this money, Dlnguss; I’m giving tt to you." “If you could 'drop in some time when you hadn’t so long to stay, Mr. Pnoodles, I should be glad to see you." “My only reason for indorsing your note, old chap, Is that I haven’t anything the law can touch." “Keep on talking. Uncle Cyrus; 1 like to see you make your teeth move up and down." "I used to know your old grandfather, Hewligus, and he was always poking his nose into other people’s business, same as you are." "I asked mamma if she wouldn’t like to have you come and see us today, Mrs. Lupsome, and she said no." "I’ve come to you, Mr. Sharpe, be cause I can’t afford to employ a firstclass lawyer." - - r