Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 74, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 March 1912 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Trouble hunters never come 1 smpty-handdft, And nil men are alike—except thou* who are different. •s-Tp. It takes a financial artist to draw# satisfactory check. ***" i* ” frjSa He who would achieve fame must pay the press agent.' *|J| No. Cordelia, you can’t keep si secret by putting it on ice. A hammersometimes misses ■ mark, but a bouquet never. , -t A woman’s intuition enables her to get along without judgment. Some women seem to think that a painted face should go with a picture hat. _ It takes a cheerful man to fool himself into believing that he is contented. TyM# im When a married woman is well dressed It’s a sign that her husband’s credit Is good. - And many a homely girl's popularity with the’ male contingent la due to the fact that she has a rich father. No matter how perfectly an artificial eye may be, It’s an unsightly thing. ,y , This is a swift age. If your name is'ln the list of “also rang” yon are doing fairly well. It takes nerve to enable a man .to achieve success—and a lot more to enable him to explain satisfactorily why he didn’t; When his Satanic majesty wants anything done that he Is ashamed to do himself, he turns the Job over to a hypocrite.—Chicago News.