Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 66, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 March 1912 — Page 2

The Daily Republican ; Ewry *** Except * nDday f HEALEY & CLARK, Publishers. RENSSELAER. INDIANA.

The spring styles in. women's garments are not a bit reactionary. The United States possesses 1,750,000 guinea fowls, all in good voice and training. The only effective way to make a building fireproof Is to build it at the bottom of the sea. Then there Is also the joker In tho box office who sells you “good” seats behind a pillar. Is ho not a great humorist? ' The Krupp works are about to turn out the largest gun ever made. When ■not In use it can be used as a nest for the dove of peace. A government official tells us that the average life of a dollar bill is 14 months. We had been led to suspect that it was 14 minutes. An Ecuadoran mob has stormed a jail and lynched five generals. We understand that Ecuador has a large supply of generals left Although the weather bureau makes occasional mistakes, in announcing that January was a record breaker It seems to have the goods. Aviators are still breaking records. But they are also breaking necks almost as rapidly, which somewhat offsets the gains to science. A statistician tells us that a family can live comfortably In New York on. SIO,OOO a year, but what about the round trip ticket to Reno? A diamond trust is the latest evil that stares us in the faoe. When will these trust magnates cease from controlling the necessities of life? J The duke of Connaught scarcely recognized the town that he visited 44 years before. New York does change some in that period of time. A New York theater Is experimenting with a wordless play. There is no reason why a. wordless play should Hot succeeed as well as a plotless one. The latest freak to break into print is a father of 15 with a soul mate. It behooves one of the sons to take father by the ear and lead him to the woodshed. Speaking of dancing, the shah of Persia Is < particularly Interested in the grizzly bear, and the king of Italy is studying the Intricacies of the turkey trot 1 Two Minneapolis men are playing Checkers by wireless telegraphy. No wonder there Is a movement afoot to put these amateur wireless outfits out of business. ' r " >• ■"• r" ■ A Chicago girl has started a $50,000 breach of promise suit because her swain has asked her fifty times to marry him. And then they say that talk is cheap. TTkc.young man who. had the word •obey” inserted in bls part of the marriage ceremony evidently has been convinced of the ultimate triumph of woman suffrage. that he knows fifteen lawyers who are In jail, but he falls to tell us how many he knows who have escaped their just deserts.

The emperor of China has been given an indefinite vacation, and there are a great many boys of his age in thia country who would be only too glad to take the job. San Francisco citizen has been fined for trying to steal the gong off a patrol wagon. In time it may be necessary to take steps to prevent jails from The poultry dealer who put lead linkers in his dead turkeys to make them weigh more should have his name put ‘high up on the list of the world’s meanest men. War correspondents may have their troubles with foreign names, but Washington correspondents have to contend with Constantine N. Papaml-z-huplonoulos. the Grecian minister. The scientist who claims that not one boy in a thousand is fundamentally bad probably would change his if he chanced to pass a crowd of thealtby youngsters in good snowballing weather. - An alleged Washington scientist asi*erts that he can teach hens to talk. But he does not show that talking will increase the egg product, which at ■this season of the year is the pivotal jssne of the hen industry. ~ — —■ ■■ 11l I Connecticut man who has been marided 77 years has compiled ten commandments for married folk. Having been at the receiving end of the com mandment game for 77 years he is entitled to do a little commanding on ibis own hook. f*Tou can’t plow corn with a Greek Jroot and a Latin verb won’t bake good light bread," declares a Missouri educator, but a Radcliffe graduate deMnred the other day that with a college education a woman can wash

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NOT MRS. NAGGITT.

Mr. Naggitt—lt was a good thing for Jonah that you weren’t his wife. Mrs. Naggitt—Why so? ""Mr. Naggitt—You would never have accepted that whole story as an excuse for staying away from home for three days and nights.

Didn’t Surprise Mrs. Flynn.

Dennis Flynn, while returning from work, took refuge under a tree during a thunder storm. The tree was struck bylightnlng and Dennis was blown some twenty feet away by the concussion and badly stunned. A neighbor found Dennis and the work of resuscitation; another hurried to the home of Dennis to Inform Mrs. Flynn of the accident Mrs. Flynn listened to the neighbor’s account of the accident with mingled terror and joy, and when told that her husband was not much hurt and would soon be home, her pleasure was gratifying to behold. *‘An’ Dlnnls was twinty fate away, did yea say?” “About that, yes.’’ “Och, my Dennis always was quick on his fate,” said Mrs. Flynn, with a proud shake of her head.

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FLAVORING THE MEAT

NECESSITY WITH ALMOST ANY KIND OF COOKING. Most Housewives Have Their Own Ideas of What Is Best —Those Who Are Anxious to Try Something Else Will Find It Here. Next to the unchanged flavor of meat itself comes the flavor secured by browning the meat with fat, as in roasted meats. But additional flavors are used by all cooks. Lean, insipid meat is enriched with butter and meat extract. Very rich meat is balanced with starchy vegetables or pungent ones like shallots, onions and garlic, or peppers, chillis and herbs. Some of the following condiments will be found in a well-stocked cupboard: Celery tops and parsley (either-fresh or dried), sage, summer savory, celery salt, thyme, bay leaves, tarragon vinegar, curry powder, cloves, pepper corns, clam extract, onion salt, beef extract, chill, pepper and horse radish sauce. Soups, stews, braised meats and pot roasts are improved if the flavoring vegetables are first fried and then added to the meat. This need not increase the number of utensils used, for the meat is usually seared over before it is cooked, and one pan will do for both vegetables and meat. Onion salt is a new condiment that is very satisfactory, but onion juice may be extracted from a peeled onion by pressing the dull edge of a knife against one side... of the vegetable. When peppers are used, always remove the seed and the white membrane, then chop or shred. If very sharp soak in cold water. Bay leaf in small quantities is a pleasant flavor for all meat dishes, but it is usually added in such quantity as to give a strong taste, like varnish, to the food. One-half a bay leaf is enough for three quarts of soup stock. Bay leaf is liked particularly for tomato sauce, bouillon and other tomato dishes. A horse radish sauce to use with boiled beef is made by adding grated horse radish and a little vinegar to whipped cream. Or thicken a little of the stock in which the meat was cooked and add the horse radish to this with a little butter. Capers are served with boiled mutton.

TOMATO JELLY SALAD.

Season to taste one pint of hot, strained tomato sauce and add one tablespoon of dissolved gelatine. Pour Into small round mouulds and when hard, turn out on crisp, lettuce leaves. Garnish with slices of hard-boiled egg and finely chopped cucumbers. Serve with' mayonnaise dressing.

Invalid Cake.

When the invalid is able to take a cup of tea in the afternoon a little piece of cake is not only appetizing but nourishinggood recipe for invalid cake: Cream two ounces of butter and two ounces of sugar together. Beat up two eggs for ten minutes and add them and three ounces of flour alternately to the creamed butter and sugar, beating well all the time with a wooden spoon. The flour should be sifted in. Add the grated rind of half a lemon and a quarter of a teaspoonful of baking powder. Pour the mjxture into a well buttered and papered cake tin and bake in a moderate oven for threequarters of an hour.

Apple Dumpling.

Mix four cupfuls of flour, two teaspoonfuls of cream tartar and one of soda, by sifting two or three times. Rub in a lump of butter the size of a walnut, stir in two cupfuls of sour milk, turn out on the board and work into a smooth dough. Roll out thin, and cut in four-inch squares. Put half of an apple in each one, bring the comers together; steam and bake about one-half hour. Serve with cream and sugar if baked, and with boiled or hard sauce is steamed.

Snow Balls.

Take some good cooking apples; try and select all one size; peel evenly; scoop out the core, and into each hole put a small piece of butter; fill up with sugar; butter a tin and bake apples until tender, but do not let them break. Now when cool, roll gently in a little golden syrup and then in finely grated cocoanut, when they will look like pretty white balls. The syrup causes the cocoanut to adhere better. These are delicious and cheap. L 7.7

Potato Dumplings.

Take mashed potatoes, seasoned as tor the table (cold ones will do as wett) ; to two cups potatoes add one egg and flour enough to make stiff dough; roll the same as biscuit dough and'cut with knife or biscuit cutter and put in any kind of soup. Chicken soup is best. Dumplings should boU about fifteen minutes.

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THEN ALL WILL PRAISE.

Scribbler—What’s the best way to become a great poet? Ruyter—Write a bunch of junk that no one can understand.

Papa's Past.

Little Helen’s mamma was disepssing the drink question with a visitor and the child listened gravely to the conversation. “Papa used to drink,” she volunteered suddenly. The visitor turned her head to conceal a smile, and mamma frowned and shook her head at the little one. “Well, then,” demanded Helen, “what was it he used to do?” —Lippincott’s Magazine. .

Wheat Goes Down.

De Broker —Hear about De Curbb? De Ledger—No. What’s happened to him? De Broker —Knocked flat. De Ledger—You don’t say? Was be caught by the drop in wheat? De Broker —Well, yes; something like that. A barrel of flour fell on him.

A WOMAN DOCTOR Was Quick to See That Coffee Polson Was Doing the Mischief.

A lady tells of a bad case of coffee poisoning, and tells it In a way so simple and straightforward that literary skill could not Improve it “I had neuralgic headaches for 12 years,” she says, “and have suffered Untold agony. When I first began to have them I weighed 140 pounds, but they brought me down to 110. “I went to many doctors and they gave me only temporary relief. So I suffered on, till one day. a woman doctor advised me to drink Postum. She said I looked like I was coffee poisoned. “So I began to drink Postum, and gained 15 pounds in the first' few weeks and am still gaining, but not so fast as at first My headaches began to leave me after I had used Postum about two weeks —long enough, I expect to get the coffee poison out of my system. “Now that a few months have passed since I began to use Postum, I can gladly say that I never know what a neuralgic headache is like any more, and it was nothing but Postum that relieved me. “Before I used Postum I never went out alone; I would get bewildered and would not know which way to turn. Now I go alone and my head Is as clear as a bell. My brain and nerves are stronger than they have been for years.” Name given by Postum Co., Battie Creek, Mich. “There’s a reason,” and it is explained in the little book, “The Road to Wellvllle,” in pkgs. lever read the above letterT AMW me appear. treat time to time. They are aeaataa, use. aad fttU «f hamaa Interest.

COLD COMFORT FOR MOTHER

Comment of Booton Belle on Young Man’s Conduct Was Icy in the Extreme. General F. D. Grant, at a Washington's birthday dinner in New York some years ago, told a story about a young Boston Tory. "This Tory,” he said, “fought during the Revolution neither on one side nor on the other. He took a pleasure trip on the Continent, and he didn’t come back home again until the war was over. “He was treated very coldly by society on his return, and this grieved his good old mother to the heart “The dear old lady tried to explain the matter one afternoon to a Boston belle. “ 'Naturally, as the head of the family,* she said, 'my son could not take part in the war. To him fell the duty, perhaps the more arduous duty, of protecting his mother and sisters and looking after the interests of the estate.’ “ ‘O r madam,’ said the belle, with an icy smile, ‘you ned not explain. I assure you, I’d have done exactly as your son did —I’m such a coward!’”

COMMON FORM OF CRUELTY.

Bessie —Yes, he claimed his wife pinched him severely whenever she asked him for money. Bert—Well, he needn’t flatter himself that he is the only man who has been pinched for money.

HANDS WOULD CRACK OPEN

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