Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 55, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 March 1912 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Thus far It has been a hard year oa baby emperors. ! :**- y ,%7 *' v'V» ' '-j i At hud accounts the man who wrote '"The Beautiful Snow" was still la hiding. ' Getting cold feet may be slang, hut Where Is r more truth than fiction in It ‘ Our idea of a waste of time is to nil in love with the hero of a moving picture film. ; The man who kicked on the 100 in the shade weather now sees where his Judgment was at fault I " The time may come when a man can £>e a good and great actor without having more than one wife. Generally, man proposes and Providence disposes, but this year woman proposes and man hasn’t the heart to refuse. Eastern society woman tells us that the grizzly bear is not as naughty u its reputation. Isn’t Bhe the knocker! Kansas has a citizen who claims to be “the only hog dentist In the world.’’ What’s the use of casting gold fillings before swlnef We are informed that Mam is experiencing a hard winter, but, then, there is reason to believe that Mars has nothing on us. One good thing about the king of weather we have had this year la that it keeps your priceless chunk of butter from melting away. • 9 ! A leading actress refuses to play in 9 theater that asks but one dollar for Its best seats. This actress will yet jbe put on the retired list ■ A food expert informs us that there Is as much nourishment in two eggs es there is in a good sized steak, but eggs were deceivers ever. < Mile. Plaskoweitzkajakahle, a Russian dancer, is about to visit us. Linotype operators are In favor of the exclusion of undesirable Russians. ad the man who paid $27,000 for a Bible and does not read it, but how many paragraphers read the Bible? J - * One of oar financiers tells us that there is a scarcity of SIO,OOO men, but In our varied career we have not seen many SIO,OOO jobs lying around loose. Never be In your place of business when a person wants to borrow money of you, because if you are la you wilt be out, and if you are out you will be in Chicago lawyer is responsible for the startling statement that a man will be on the safe Bide if he obeys the ten commandments. Another Solomon! V ■ —- —•—• The queen of Siam breaks into print with the story that she has been robbed of her Jewels. We never knew there was a vaudeville circuit in Siam. One of the men “who broke the Monte Carlo bank” has been arrested on a charge of fraud. Maybe he spiked the wheel when the croupier wasn't looking. “A New Yorker was arrested for throwing money away on the streets.’’ Don't be deceived; undoubtedly he was merely trying to entice suckers from the provinces. Government investigators are trying to find out what hash la. but a j respectable family newspaper would not dare to print what the average boarder thlnks'of it. New York, we are told, has a murder every thirty-six hours. And yet certain persons would have us believe that baseball Is the most popular pastime in that city. yv The Turkish fleet has been destroyed again. Either the war correspondents are afflicted with frenzied imagination or the Turkish fleet has a faculty of unscrambling itself. Franz Lehar, who composed the “Merry Widow” waltz, is coming to this country. Here and there be will no doubt be able to find an old inhabitant who. remembers the “Merry Widow” waltz. We are told that English society women have adopted the fad of being photographed while asleep, but. we Cali to see how a woman can tall asleep when she knows she is going to be photographed. . .. Experts in care of infants In New York are warning mothers not to rock or cuddle their babies. But science cannot do everything, or it will have to make mothers over from the original nature plan before it can stop the AS office boy in Wall street has been made a partner In the Ann. All of which goes to show that there are a tew office boys left In the world, who do not divide their time between rea<land whistling