Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 53, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1912 — Absolutely Safe. [ARTICLE]

Absolutely Safe.

"Have you got a good chauffeur, "No, I haven’t,” said Bronson. "Only an old fool of a gardener who doesn't know the first thing about machinery.” “But, my dear fellow —aren’t you afraid he’ll break your neck?” demanded Willoughby. “Ob, no,” said Bronson.' “What guarantee have you that he won’t land you and your car In a ditch some day?” said Willoughby. 1= “6h, he couldn’t possibly do that,” smiled Bronson. “Why, not?” asked Willoughby. "Why, because I haven’t got any car,” said Bronsofi.—Harper’s Weekly.