Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 February 1912 — Ready for Anything. [ARTICLE]

Ready for Anything.

A popular neighbor had just passed to the great beyond in a rural Pennsylvania community and the undertaker stood at the door of the home, when he heard the following remarks by the minister: “Mine bredren und sisters, Joo Thomas ho iss dead. Maybe Joe Thomas he go to heaven up I no know, und maybe Joe Thomas he go to hell down I no know, but mine bredren und sisters, we must be brebared to meet him.”