Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1912 — SAYS THE OWL [ARTICLE]

SAYS THE OWL

If you want to treat a man like a lord lend him money. Marriage Is a tie, especially for the man who is roped in. Many a man’s vocabulary Is largely made up of Its and buts. Many a fellow takes advice that he doesn’t know what to do with. The self-made man has a profound contempt for the tailor-made one. Lots of people stretch the truth in their efforts to make both ends meet ■ « » Misery loves company, but it is gem erally a case of unrequited affection. The suburbanite’s idea of heaven is a place where we won’t, need any cooks. - • Fortunate is the man who succeeds in penetrating the disguise of hi* blessings. The mitn who makes a practice oi fighting for his rights generally has a chip on his shoulder.