Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1912 — TO MAKE ’EM FRIENDS [ARTICLE]

TO MAKE ’EM FRIENDS

Ask the chef about his new sauce. Ask the gambler about his “system.” Ask the doctor if his germicide Is perfected. Ask the garage man about his perfect motor. Ask the reformer about his new social system. Ask the actor when he is to appear in his own play. Ask the newspaper man when his book is coming out. Ask the barber if he is doing well with hlB hair tonic. Ask the machinist if he has his invention patented yet. Ask the fhemist if he has not discovered the origin of matter. Ask the lawyer when his publishers will issue his book on contracts. Ask the lover abbot his sweetheart. —Puck.