Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1912 — DINKELSPIEL’S DICTATORIAL^ [ARTICLE]

DINKELSPIEL’S DICTATORIAL^

Uneasy looks dor faoe dot Team ft frown. Der only trouble should a human crank Is dot lt csumbt'be turaed. ~ Tot ac*lot of motive power is Tasted by der peoples dot chdlly udder peoples along. Der man dot is alvays building castles in der air is der architect of his own hunger. Ven ve vant to play on der sympathy of our friends ve sometimes find dem ouid of tune. Some mens vas trying to*be selfmade, but day nefer get finished mit digging der cellar. < __ -*«, An empty-headed man mit a fullheaded’bank account is yon of Fortune’s practical chokes. Mebbe it ain’t such, but sometimes I t’ink a prude vas a female voman dot vlshes somebody vlll say someding to make her blush her face. All laughs doan’d listen alike in dis country. Der laugh vich you see at der marriaglng altar sounds different from der laugh vich you vlll notice In der diforce Court. Und I set to Spiegel: “Posterity is a dot of peoples vich vill forget all abouid you before dey vas born, alretty!” Und Spiegel set, "Sure!” —D. Dinkelspiel, per George V. Hobart, in Chicago American. ' '