Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1912 — THAT IMPUDENT QUESTION. [ARTICLE]

THAT IMPUDENT QUESTION.

Just as Rivers was,about to sit down to dinner there came a ring at his telephone. , "Well?” he said, placing the receiver to his ear. “Who 1? this?” demanded a high pitched, impatient voloe. "This,” pjeasantly answered Rivers, “Is Don Hippolito Lopez Pomposo Antonio Ricardo Doloroso. Is that all you wish to know? Good-by." Hanging up the receiver, he sat down and ate his dinner, happily unaware that an indignant person at the other end’of the wire was storlnIng at central for giving bhn the wrong number.