Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 February 1912 — WANTED REAL NAME. [ARTICLE]

WANTED REAL NAME.

Constable [to speeder]—“You say your name is Smith? I want you to understand, young man, that an alias won’t go with me.” Motorist —“Then, if you must have it, it’s William Shakespeare.” Constable [entering particulars in notebook] —“Thank you, sir. Sorry to have troubled you.*’