Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 February 1912 — Not Equal to the Occasion. [ARTICLE]

Not Equal to the Occasion.

“We’re awfully glad you can. be here to dinner with us. Uncle Thomas. What’s the matter?” *‘l guess I better wait for the second table, Mary. You see, I never et with two knives and forks and three or four spoons to wunst- before, and I’m affaid 11. might spill, things."— Chicago Record Herald.