Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 January 1912 — IN THE PREVAILING MODE [ARTICLE]

IN THE PREVAILING MODE

H Franklin Park la * beanUfuLspet, why is Jamaica Plato? i Now if the file to a rasping tons should call the auger a. bore, - If a bullfrog wore a hobble skirt would the lily pad—and-hark? ; r to : Gan a scavenger be a cheerful mas when he’s always to the dumps? If you board a spell at a shore hotel is the billow that you pay? If ft parrot can swear can a crocus, too? Enough, ere we all grow ill. If a stogie car weighs several* jons, how much does the whole subway? _ 9 If a Harvard oarsman rows, to a shell, in what does the salmon roe? r/. _ ' If no &TBBB Is grown to the frozen -' north, what then does the Eskimo? “Hfr If a gun missed fire would a parachute? This stuff gives me a pain. If a thief broke toto a drug store, do you think that the dogwood’bark? If the house was full and the water drunk, would the hose reel all around? And If the waters oonld speak an they flow, how would Long Island Sonnd? If the water pipes to a dance? hau burst would the dancers use their pumps? ** And the monkey wrench a nut from the vise, would the plane jttst smooth things o'er? - - . * —n» - S" eg This Ift the frivolous sort- of thing that is dubbed a Daffydlll, Transcript. '