Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 January 1912 — ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS [ARTICLE]

ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS

Every time an old bachelor meets a young widow he gfts stage fright When some people pray it sounds more like an order than a petition. A prima donna doesn’t always lose her temper when she goes up In tbe air. /jaS .. . -aßgSft . Eternity seems a long time—except to a couple of women engaged in saying good-by. Many a woman drives her husband to drink and then blames him for letting her do it. W’' What a small boy can’t understand Is how a small girl manages to keep her hands so clean. • ~~ How contented most woxpep seem to be who. live alone—and hoW'dlsContentpd most men are who try it! “Hey, there!” called an' old farmer to a man on the corner—-and three grass widows stopped and looked around. . - «--- .X -'—