Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 January 1912 — As Long as Broad. [ARTICLE]

As Long as Broad.

Husband (who arrives at the station with his wife tn time to see the train go out) —There you are, if you had hurried yourself more we should not have missed it. ( Wise —Yes; and if you had not hurried so much we should not have to wait so long for the next one. —London P. 1. P.