Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 January 1912 — Page 3

■«**<**! Awful BackaGhing '■ Kidney Trouble! Dr. Derby’s Famous Pills Will Quickly Restore Your Kidneys and Bladder Banish Your Rheumatism—Try Them Free! Oh. the torture of getting no In the morning -those terrible pains stabbing you •. through and through—twisting and wreneh- \ tareWy muscle, bone and nerve! You who suffer from kidney and bladder troubles know the experience only too well. You

I hi I S know what It means to drag through the long day. aching .from head to foot—lame, sore, weak, miserable and despondent. - What’s the use of going, through all that, day after day—spending horrible, sleepless nights? There isn’t .any—since Dr. Derby gave his wonderful discovery to the world. Dr. Derby's Kidney Pills (guaranteed) help from the very first — they can't hurt. You Soon find they are “different”—a truly scientific preparation which really removes the cause of Kidney If you have diabetes, dropsy. Brighys disease. inflamed bladder, any .urinary difficulty. rheumatism in any form, get Dr, Derby’s Kidney Pills at once. 25c and 50c packages. Sample package free. At drug, gists’, or sent direct by Derby Medicine Co. Eaton Rapids. Mich. Profitable goods are good friends that we dearly love to part with. Lewis’ Single Binder, straight sc—many smokers prefer them to 10c cigars. Many a man's handshake Is less sin cere than the wag of his dog’s tail. Accepting a Compliment. Neighbor—What a lovely day thil Is! Weather Man —Thank you. Mary’s Little Postscript. Mistress —Mary, wasn’t that gentle man r asking for me? The New Maid—No, mum, he de scribed the lady he wanted to see as being about 40, and I told him-, it couldnT be you. Mistress—-Quite right, my dear. And you shall have an extra afternoon off tomorrow. The New Maid —Yes, njum! . Thankee, mum! Yes, mum! I told him couldn’t be you, as you- was about 50 Mistress—And—while you’re taking your afternoon off you’d better look out for a new place! X. '■ J.. ... r ~ '■ - Gentle Correction' Needed. Mr. Littlerest —Doctor, what did you tell me was your special treatment for sleeplessness. Medico —We strike at the cause or the origin of the trouble. Mr. Littlerest —You don’t say *o! Well, you will find the baby in the other room. Only, don’t strike at him too hard. r - Constipation causes and aggravates many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. The favorite family laxative. You’ll generally always find that the person who is most suspicious ot others, himself needs watching,. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take L4XATIVB BROMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money If It fails to cure. M. W. GBOVM'B signature is oa each box. JSc. Some society women are known by what they waste their affection on. Lewis’ Single Binder, extra quality tobacco, costs more than other 5c cigars. > It seems that to make both ends meet requires no end of money. Knees Became Stiff Five Years of Severe Rheumatism The cure of Henry J. Cfeldstein, 14 Barton Street, Boston, Mass., is another victory for Hood's Sarsaparilla. This great medicine has succeeded in many cases where others have utterly failed. Mr. Goldstein says: "I. suffered from rheumatism five yean, it kept me from business and caused excruciating pain. My knees would become as stiff as steel. I tried many medicines without relief, then took Hood’s Sarsaparilla, soon felt much better, and now consider myself entirely cured. 1 recommend Hood’s. & '. Get it today in usual liquid- form or chocolated tablets called Saraatabs. Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief—Permanent Cure CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS never fail. Purely vegetable act surely C a rrrrn'c bitt gently on tti r the Uver ' ■ vrn Stop after I■l VER dinner din- I H re tress-cure Sfr Indigestion, fc ' improve the complexion, brighten the eyea SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE, Genuine must bear Signature ■EH FKEOO~I IggyjKgj Hal? to its Youthful Bro

FURS ARE FANCIFUL INDIVIDUAL CAPRICE MARKS STYLES THIS SEASON. New Long Coats Especially Graceful —Mixturee Sometimes Combined In the Composition of the EverPopular Stole. In the matter of furs, which, until recently, showed little variety, the vogue for ttfe picturesque is strongly marked. The new long coats, for example, are made with rather full fronts, gracefully draped around the figure and held in place knots of velvet or satin ribbon.

Linings for the long edats are of satin veiled with chiffon, or of richly brocaded silks, often having threads of gold or silver running through the designs. .* Small heads and tails of fur gre, being used as motifs, .under which* the garment fastens. Wide fichulike stoles are finding favor in the eyes of fashionable women.

Three reasons why they are so popular are warmth, becomingness and the fact that they can be made of velvet and fur or satin edged with fur. The latter are made quite warm by an interlining of lamb’s wooL These long, scarflike stoles are extremely supple and can be draped about the shoulders with exquisite, grace. Often two furs are combined in the making of these stoles. Others hre of velvet bordered with wide bands of fur. Thby are always lined with delicate satin/ ebiffon or brocade.

Ermine will be very much worn by those who can afford such luxuries. It will be made up both with and without the small black tails. Short-scarfs and shoulder wraps of ermine are popular and it will also be *used as trimming for other furs. The new fitchew fur is greatly in demand. It resembles the American skunk; but is of finer and softer texture, darker and richer in coloring.

Moleskin is coming to the front again and seal is always a good choice. Muffs of fur are made larger than ever, perfectly Aat like a pillow,or -a curved end made to throw over the' hands. This is to be a, “fur season.” If you have any old furs packed away in camphor, x bring them out, have them remodeled and glory in their soft Warmth, knowing the while (hat you are following the fashion.

Birthday Candles.

For the birthday cake where the number of years of the recipient cannot be expressed in candles one candle should be used for the multiple of ten, which Indicates the decades lived, and as many other candles as are needed for the single number. But if it Is wiser to avoid any discussion ot -years a single large candle in a large candle holder may be used in the center and candled rose petals or other candles may decorate the edge. There are large candle holders for the purpose, which come in various flower shapes. At a children's party, to make a Change from the’ usual birthday cake, there were individual cakes iced with white and decorated with colored bonbons, and a candle stood in the center of each in a flower-shaped

SHOULD BRING GOOD FORTUNE

Watch-Hanger That, According to 1 Popular Superatltlon, Muat Be Charm of Fortune, . Since horse-shoes are popularly supposed to bring good, luck, the watchholder shown in the accompanying sketch should bring good fortune to its owner. It Is Intended for banging upon the wall by the side of the bed, and it is very simple to make. In the first place

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IN VOGUE

Afternoon costume In plain and striped velvet trimmed with marabout and silk cord*.

holder. The cake came to the table on a tray looking like one large cake. The children were delighted when each received a candle.

The revival of classic dancing and its attendant styles in costume is responsible for the appearance of a modern sandal intended for everyday wear. It hails from Paris, whence cojne most of the bizarre fashions, it is an original boot, which at a little distance has almost the effect of a neatly laced sandal. It is carried out in gray suede and crossed at intervals with finely stitched straps of thin kid, giving the effect of the Directoire stripes used in dresses, The boot is not divided into uppers and toe-caps, but is made without seams, so that the lines of the stripes are uninterrupted from beginning to end.

this e a large dress-hook Is attached, upon which the watch may be hung. There are, of course, many other pretty combinations of color in which this little holder might be carried out, and when made for use at home, in selecting the colors of the materials, the color of the wall paper upon which it is to hang should be taken into consideration, in order that they may match and harmonize.

To prepare a child to discriminate between beauty and ugliness the parents must begin in babyhood to surround him only with harmonious and carefully chosen belongings. Simplicity is not expensive. It costs just as little to decorate a room with a pretty paper as a pretentious and ugly one. A pale pink or simple white room Is very cheerfuL There should be no hangings and tablecloths in ft that cannot be kept freshly washed and ironed. No formal curtains should have a place in a bedroom, but soft casement cloth or bright chintz ones may appear. To leave the Window bare, with the cheerful flowers on their sills and plenty of space for light and air, is an excellent plan.' Flowers may always have a place where children are, but care- must be exercised that strongly-scented blossoms are avoided, and they must be kept fresh.

Unhappy Jane..

“Poor Jane is in despair.” "What’s the matter with Jane?” “Why, she has just begun to realise that she’s too fat for an actress and not fat enough for a prims donna.”

AFTERNOON APPAREL

Sandals Up to Date.

Artistic Environment.

PULLED IN DIFFERENT WAYS

Ordinary Man on the Street Some* . what Puzzled by Seeming Business Contradiction*. . “Lite Is full of contradictions.* “For instance, about six months ago a life insurance agent got after me, and hounded me nearly tc death. I told him at the start that I had all the insurance I was able to carry, but hej kept right on trying to perssMe me that I needed more and, finally, in sheer desperation, I consented to, take out another policy. Then the com* pany’s doctor began trying in every way he could think of to make it impossible for me to get the Insurance. He acted as if I was voluntarily trying to beat the company in some way, And when I failed to pass the examination both he and the agent appeared to think I had wronged them by taking up their tjme.” “That 4 nearly as bad as my case. Several months ago representatives of a piano house got after me for the purpose of persuading me to buy a piano on the installment plan. Just to get rid of them I at last agreed to buy. Now they’ve got a corps of men out trying to dig Up proof that I never could or would pay for the’ piano if they were to let me have it. Business is a great thing.”

ALMOST FRANTIC WITH ITCHING ECZEMA

“Eight years ago I got eczema all over my hands. My fingers fairly bled and it itched until It almost drove me frantic. The eruption began with Itching under the skin. It spread fast from between the fingers around the nails and all over the whole hands. I got a pair of rubber gloves in order to wash dishes. Then it spYead all over the left side of my chest. A fine doctor treated the trouble two weeks, but did me no good. I cried night and day; Then I decided to try Cuticura Soap and Ointment but without much hope as I had gone so long. There was a marked change the second day, and so on until | was entirely cured. The Cuticura Soap we have always kept in our home, and we decided after that lesson that It is a cheap soap in price and the very best in quality. My husband win use no other soap in his shaving mug.” (Signed) Mrs. G. A. Selby, Redonda Beach, Cal., Jafi. 15, 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to “Cuticura,” Dept 24 K, Boston. •

IN HASTE, TOO.

“I fought yous said yous kin lick me wld yer hands tied behind yer back?” ? s “I — I’m j—just goln’ now to get a string to tie ’em!”

Jones Admitted It.

Jones and Brown argued as they always did when they had time enough. They had dined together, and as Jones lived at a distance audit ‘ was very late Brown offered to put him up for the night On the way home they fell to discussing the strategy of the (Jlvil War as indicated by the campaigns of Lee and Grant. The topic was elactic enough to keep them going-* for half an hour, and reached its height is they neared the Brown house. Then Brown lost * his temper. ’Jones,” said he, “If you don’t admit that Grant was a greater general than Lee, you can’t sleep here.” It was then two o’clock in the morning, afid Jones Was eight miles from home. —Chicago Post

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Think of It!

Two brothers, each of whom Is nearly six feet and a half tall, were one day introduced by an acquaintance to a young lady. As she sat gazing up at the pair of giants in wonder and awe she exclaimed: “Great heaven*! Suppose there had been only one of you!”

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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

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MAKING THE BEST OF IT.

She—l am sorry I ever married you! He —Oh, don’t worry about me. I’m pretty tough and can stand it!

Expensive Possession.

1 A small applicant tor Christmas cheer was being interviewed by the charity worker. “What is your father?” asked the latter. “TE’s me father.” “Yes, but what is heT* “Oh! ’E’s me stepfather.” “Yes, yes, but what does he do? Does he sweep chimneys or drive ’busses, or what?” “O-o-w!” exclaims the jjpaall applicant, with dawning light of comprehension. “No, ’e ain’t done nothin’ since we’ve ’ad ’im.”—London Answers.

All Very True, but—

Fond Father—Yes, Johnny, when the millennium is come the lamb can lie down with the lion In perfect safety. Little Johnny (doubtingly)—l s’pose that’s so, but I’d rather be the lion, just the same. , „

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Not Affinities.

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