Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 January 1912 — Next, but Not Proximate. [ARTICLE]

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“The daintiest and most particular customer I have,” said the manicure boarder, “is a well-known gambler." “I’ve always heard,” remarked tbe contemplative boarder, after a long pause," that cleanliness is next to godliness—but sometimes it’s a very bad second."