Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 January 1912 — JIMMY'S VACATION. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

JIMMY'S VACATION.

"Jimmy, did you have a good vacation at that seaside resort?*’ "No, sir. Maw wouldn’t let me go swlmmlp,’ and she made me take a cold bath every mornin’.’’

“I’m glad you came when you did.” “Why so, my good man?" “I’m a union man—and I've been clinging to that post nearly eight hours. Our union objects to us working overtime." Mr. Ghout —All my money cannot give me health, doctor. Dr. Bolus—No, perhaps not; but it Is of inestimable value, nevertheless. It gives your physician great confidence.. L

“Fred wanted me to elope In his auto.” “I heard him say he’d have to raise some dust before he got married.”

“ About how mucn dues M automo bite outfit tor a woman costt’ “Oh! my, are you going to buy a> auto?” “No I Just wanted to figure out hoe tar beyond his means your broth* ■h is Hvlaff." _

EIGHT-HOUR LAW.

MEAN.

WANTED TO KNOW.