Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1912 — EASING THE PRESSURE [ARTICLE]

EASING THE PRESSURE

And Deiivrrir.g a Kct Air Sermon at the Sa.r.e Time. J "Mr. Kiljordan,'’ said the young man ■ with the bill, “would it be convenient ! for you to——” - i "No, it wouldn’t!” stormily interrupted Kiljordan, looking up with Mood in his eye. “You addiepated Idiot, don’t you know enough not to interrupt a man when he’s at workt The payment of this 1 InsLilimrat isn’t due till tomorrow, anyhow, you daddinged lunkhead! ForbaTfa cent ■Fd throw you put of the window! Take your gum-dastfe'd face out of here or I’ll—” - The terrified youth waited to hear no more. He darted out through the door and made for the stairway, down which he went three steps at a time. ' “What ail 3 you, Kiljordan?” netted the man at the other desk. "Why did you try to scare that boy half tc death?” “I’ve no grudge against the boy,” he answered, turning to bis work; “but I couldn’t swear at the woman with the gentie manner and the neighborhood charity scheme, who had buzzed me for half an hour before be came in, and I had to let out on somebody.” —Chicago Tribune.