Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1912 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

1| i - ,4i - • "• P |p|ji I——! ■ —AKXJT* «>•»/ A PESSIMIST. “I don't believe a,-e&c knows -whaU true happiness is till or: j marries.” '•“And then he has given it up forever. ” •• - -• • • ' J . NOT IN IT. “They 6ay the Czars enormous expenses baffle imagination.” “Oh, I don’t know. I spent over S2OO on my vacation trip.” “Good intentions ought to count for something," remarked the generous person. “But they don’t,” replied Mice Cayenne. "“The most impolite acquaintance 1 have is one who lets you see what ai effort she is making to be polite.”— Washington Star.

SURE THING. ... “Are j'ou sure his wife is borne from the country?” “Oh! yes. Hf returned my poker chips this morning." EMBARRASSING. “This is "awkard. I flirted with a young man at the seashore and we both pretended to be riclju Now I find he lives in our city.” - “But you needn’t see him if you don’t want to."* “I can't well get out of It'. It seems Aid collects the payments on. our piano.”

STRONG BRAND. "Junt think of the pain your father would feel if he saw yon smoking that cigar, my lad." “Reckon you don’t know my dad, lady; I’m thinking it wouldn’t' be him that would feel any pain.”