Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 January 1912 — Page 3

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WHEATFIELD.

Kankakee Valley Review. Ed Higat went to Bloomington, 111., Wednesday. A. S. Keen has been on the sic’? list the past ten (fays. O. D. Brown went New Years day to Danville for a visit with relatives. Minnie Tinkham returned Saturday from a visit with friends at Rensselaer. Mrs. John Biggs and son Roy went New Years to Lake Village to visit relatives. rHazel Herath went Wednesday to Roselawn to do service as a professional nurse. Beulah Glasscoe returned New Years from a holiday visit with the Sterrett family at Delphi. The township advisory board met Tuesday to make the tnnual settle ment with Trustee A. S. Keen. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Jensen, of Rensselaer, came Saturday for a holiday visit with her home folks. Mrs. J. Bowie and daughter went Paturday evening to Shelby to spend New Years with Grandpa Fuller. William Byers, of South Bend visit-

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ed the past week at the home of his mother, Mrs. Johanna Byers and family. Mr. and Mrs/ Roy Williams returned home Thursday evening from a visit with relatives at Rensselaer and vicinity. Mrs, Samantha Tilton went to Rensselaer New Years day to visit with her son, Recorder John Tilton qnd family. . Mrs. Mina Dahncke returned New Years evening from a visit at the home of her son Henry and family, at Monon. Mrs. Simon Fendig visited her brother John and family Saturday at Kankakee and also had some dental work done. Lloyd McClure, of Kokomo, and Miss Stella White, of Tefft, visited here New Years with Mr. and Mrs. Herman Langdon. ", • Edward and Annie Lidtke went last Friday to North Vernon, where we understand Ed will take unto himself a better half. At a called meeting of Wheatfleld Lodge No. €42 F. & A. M., Abner Sheldon was given his first ride on the Masonic goat

H. W. Marble, W. O. Nelson, Frank E. Lewis and C. J. Hobbs attended a Masonic meeting and banquet at Roselawn Friday evening. Mir. and Mrs. Henry Gulbransen went Saturday toßarkley township to visit with Marion Tutor and family and other relatives. Earle Tilton returned to Chicago Heights New Years day, after a visit here with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Tilton and family. Arunah Bacon will hold a publl» sale of' live stock, farm tools and household goods Tuesday, Jan. 16th. Read the list elsewhere in this paper. Mr. and Mrs. James Clemens and family, formerly of Bloomington, 111., are moving to a farm near Aix and have been visiting the past week with their relatives, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Hight and family. Ernie and Kenneth Gingercih returned to Onargo, 111., Wednesday after r. visit here with their father, Julius Gingerich, at the home of Mrs. Maria Biggs and family. The boys reported a splendid time. Butter wrappers, plain or printed, at this office.

EASING THE PRESSURE

And Deiivrrir.g a Kct Air Sermon at the Sa.r.e Time. J "Mr. Kiljordan,'’ said the young man ■ with the bill, “would it be convenient ! for you to——” - i "No, it wouldn’t!” stormily interrupted Kiljordan, looking up with Mood in his eye. “You addiepated Idiot, don’t you know enough not to interrupt a man when he’s at workt The payment of this 1 InsLilimrat isn’t due till tomorrow, anyhow, you daddinged lunkhead! ForbaTfa cent ■Fd throw you put of the window! Take your gum-dastfe'd face out of here or I’ll—” - The terrified youth waited to hear no more. He darted out through the door and made for the stairway, down which he went three steps at a time. ' “What ail 3 you, Kiljordan?” netted the man at the other desk. "Why did you try to scare that boy half tc death?” “I’ve no grudge against the boy,” he answered, turning to bis work; “but I couldn’t swear at the woman with the gentie manner and the neighborhood charity scheme, who had buzzed me for half an hour before be came in, and I had to let out on somebody.” —Chicago Tribune.

Mere Opinion.

There will be no escaping on technicalities at the last judgment The whiteness of a golf ball wears VI almost as rapidly as the novelty if being a father. Two swelled heads not not better than one. When charity was invented the returning of conscience maney was made easy. It appears to be impossible for a woman to know how to make baby clothes and have a working knowledge of the rules of bridge. Investigation will show that the men who awoke to find themselves famous did a lot of hard work before going tc bed. Some women will find heaven a verj dismal place if it has no shop windows. A girl seldom marries her ideal, which is one reason why there is sc much happiness in the world.—Chicago Record-Herald.

No Discourtesy Intended.

A young sport with loud hose and 3 Panama hat, a cigarette and a pearlhandled “parasol” got off the eastbound train Wednesday. He walked over town and dropped into a restaurant on Main street and ordered a veal cutlet The waiter soon brought in the order and placed it before his Nibs the Sport. “Do you call that a veal cutlet? Why, that’s an insult to a calf to call that a veal cutlet,' said the Sissy boy. “I didn’t mean to insult you, sir,” said the waiter. — Supulpa, I. T., Light.

Had Seen Her.

“There are great things in store for you,” said the fortune teller to the young man; “but,there will be many obstacles to overcome. There is a woman continually crossing your path, a large woman with dark brown hair and eyc-s. She will dog your footsteps untiringly,” “Yes —I know who that la” “Ah, you have seen her?” "Yes; she’s my washerwoman.”— Milwaukee SentineL

Good Reason.

“You may sdnd me only half the usual quantity of meat until further notice,” said the customer who k&eps a boarding bouse, t“What’s the matter, mum; some of your boarders, leaving?” asked the butcher, sympathetically. "Oh, no,” was the reply, "but three of my gentlemen boarders are in love” —Tit-Bits.

Superior.

“I have just been reading of the Mayflower,” said Mrs. Cnmrox. "One of my ancestors came over in that boat,” said the Visitor. "Indeed? Well I am quite sure none of my people would ever have been satisfied with such inferior accommodations.” —Washington Star.

Beneath Her. Mrs. Hicks—But why didn’t you buy the material if you like it? Mrs. Nuritch —The salesman said it was domestic dress goods. Mrs. Hicks—Well? Mrs. Nuritch —You don’t suppose Fd wear anything meant for domestics, to you?—Philadelphia Ledger. Family Pride. Young Johnson had proposed to the beautiful Miss Smith. “No, Clarence,” she answered him, sadly but firmly. “If I married you there would be one less Smith and one more Johnson —and you already outnumber us in the city directory."— Chicago Tribune. • After the Honeymoon Helen —Poor, dear George must be voting himself to that wretched Wlr Office business strictly. Florence—What makes you tMnlt to, dear? Helen—Why he only writes to me twice a day now! Knew Her Man. Boarder (warmly)—Oh, I know ev*ry one of the trtaks of your trade. Do you think I have' lived in boarding Souses twenty years for nothing?" : Landlady (frigidly)—! shouldn’t bn g all. surprised.—The Bystander. Even-Tampered. “Is your husband even-tempered?" "Yda,” answered Mrs. Worryd. ”HafiS/ lust about as Irritable one day an mother”... * "/ V .--Vv\ : ' Ill'.

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■ A STRONG DRAM. , An o!d we/" v who w 8 - in tire habit j jf eafllEg e ch‘evet’.’ng r„i the village Inn for a “drap o’ the beet” found the landlord one nip t-putting a shine on th e taps. After a tew remarks about the weather be receive*! his nightly dram ■ - y> After he had gone the landlprd discovered to bis horror t cl he bad supplied Dcr.e d with a half gill cut of the bottle of sulphuric acid wiiiqa he Lad been using for cleaning. the taps, fcivery moment re expected to hear of old Dona’tTs dea h, and his relief waa. groat when the old worthy arrived next evening. "Donald, what did you think o’ that wfcnsky ye got last night?” warming dram, but it had wan fault. , Every time I c augled it set fire ro my whir* kc s. THE GIRL’B HANDICAP. In be. pretty nev frock g’ster Mabel felt quite proud as s' e sn: on the front stop and watched some boys p’aying oq the sidewalk. After a time one little boy came to talk t 0 her and to admire, in his rough little way, her brigh-t, shiny shoes and pinl: sash. “See my nice square-cut waist,” exclaimed t'.e girlie, ‘and my nice cork-! beads! • Don’t you wish you wu« a girl?” “No, sir-ee,” replied the boy: “1 wouldn't want to be any girl at ail, be. cause lookie how much more neck you has to waih.” DRIVING IT HOME. Mrs. Gorkins—l couldn’t see that the -story Mr, .Throggins told you at the party waafeo awfully funny. Yet vou spoke- of it-%« a “regular rib tickler.” Mr. Dorkins—So it w?s vrrria. so it was. Didtrt you no ice that when he came to what evented to be the point he nudged me in the ribs? SUDDEN CHANGE. Little Edgar (aged five)— Uncle John, did yon to be a little boy like me? /'■' tingle Jofcn—Yes Edgar. Litle Edgar —Didn’t you feel awfully queer for a few days after you got to be a map?” IN A HOLE. Burrow—Can you help oe out, old chap? lam in a bole again. Baxter—-Say! What -ts. e dickens are you, anyway, a man or a woodchuck? The Right Case. Teacher—Sammy in the sentence “I have a book,” what is the case of the pronoun I? Sammy (promptly) Nominative case. Teacher—Next boy, tell me in what case to put tbe noun “book.” Next Boy (thoughtfully)—Bookcase. -Tit-Bits. Peaceful. “Are you troubled much around here by the race problem?” asked the man who was seeing Kentucky. “Well, no, suh, Ah can’t say that ww ah,” replied Colonel Peppereoa. “Why, sub, as a mattuh of fact we’ve only *»M three lynehin’ heab the last foh months.”—Chicago Reoord-Heraid. Bad Influence. Mrs. Nexdore—Why won’t you let your Willie play baseball with the other boys? > Mrs. Greene —A part of the game, I unders.and, is stealing... basee. and I’m afrajd it might have a bad influence.— Boston Transcript- - — Buying or Selling. Rube—Where’s yer boy naow? Josh—He's in New York, N Rube—Which side's be on by this time? ' ' . ...r Josh— What d’yer mean? Rube—is he sellin’ gold bricks a’ready or buyin’ ’em yet?—Toledo Blade. What She Was. “Kitty,” her mother rebukingly, “you must sit still when jrbn are at the table.” —*• “1 can’t, mamma,” protested the little girl. ,i’m a fldgetarian.”—Chicago Tribune. Lecture Coarse Date«." f: Jan, 24.—John Eberly Co., concert Feb. 26.—-Langdon, Impersonator. March 22.—Beulah Buck Co., ladies’ quartette. Feb. 6.—H. V. Adams, lecture. Itching piles provoke profanity, but profanity won’t cure them. Doan’s Ointment cures itching, bleeding or piles after years of suffering. At any drug store.

DEMOTTJ2.

Kankakee .Valley Review. Chas. Ginder, of Hebrcn, visited friends here Tuesday. - Dan Waymire made a business trip to Rensselaer last Friday. Nick ‘ DeFries made a business trip to Rensselaer New Years day. Geo. Dolson spent New Years he*e with Cliff and John Fairchild. Dan Waymire and Ed Beeiqer were Renselaer visitors Wednesday. Mr. and Mrs. James Russell visited Ms mother at Gifford last week. The president desires a good turnout at league next Sunday night Trustee Tunis Snip went to Rensselaer Wednesday to file his annual report Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Fairchild, of South Bend, were boliday guests of relatives here. Charity M. Fairchild returned New Years from a visit with her sister, Sadie, at Lima, Ohio. Daisy Burns, of Chicago, visited with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. David Gleason here New Years. Goldie Tyler, of Chicago, visited here the past week with Mr. and Mrs. Samuel McGinnis and family. Ernest Coberly and Harold Spencer took up their school work at Shelby Tuesday,' after a week’s vacation. Leonard and Elan Babcock, of Hammond, visited their grandmother, Mrs. Effle Fairchild, part of last week. Grace and. Edna Halleck, after a visit of several days with Lura Halleck at Rensselaer, came borne Monday. Mrs. Bert Traver, of South Bend, visited here Tuesday at the home of her sister, Mri. M. EL Cooper and family. Mrs. Kenney and children, of Shabby, visited hjere Tuesday at the home of her sister, Mrs. Bert Rtmbel and family. Mrs. Matthews, of Clifton, IR., visit ed here this week at the home of her daughter, Mrs. William Bunts and family. ; Oa . t James Murray, who spent his vaca ‘ tion here with Frank Hart and family, returned to South Bend Monday evening. ’ >; .; Mrs. James Winter, of Chicago, visited several days here with Mrs. 01lic Spriggs, returning borne New Vears day. Zella and Virgil Russell spent pari of their boliday vacation at Rer.sselaer with their grandparents, Mr. ana Mis. Britton. Mrs. Ted White entertained the young people at her home New Years evening in honor Of Miss Nellie Gil more, of Rensselaer, . Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Frame, of Chicago, visited with home folks Christmas and helped out in the Sunday school entertainment Mr. and Mrs. Henry Sparling returned heme Monday from Menon, after a visit with their daughter, Mrs D. J Fairchild and family. Mr. and Mrs. Chas, Dolson and daughter Gladys spent Christmas with D. E. Fairchild and family, returning to their home at Hammond Thursday Mrs. Lizzie Hunter, of Chicago i came New Years day to visit her relatives, Mrs. John White, Mrs. L. N. Wells and Ran Halleck and fam tiy. Ernie and Alma Berner; of Berlin. Wis., brother and sister of Ed Beemer and Roy and Lucy Mitchell of Berlin, Wls„ brother and sister of Mrs. Ed Beemer have been making a holiday visit here. Mrs. Amy Traver and daughter Bessie, of South Brad, and Emma Cooper.of near Kouts, who have been visitlag their mother mid grandmother. Mrs. Margaret Cooper, retamed to their Monday evening. , a Bert Lewellyn, Miss May Fairchild and Mias Ruth Miller, our township teachers, all returned Monday evening from visits with relatives &b follows: Mr. Lewellyn at Logan sport with his parents; Charity May with her sister Sadie at Lima, (Rite and Miss Miller with her parents at College hill, In<L Butter wrappers, any quantity, plate or printed, may be bad at the Republican office.