Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 January 1912 — Just as He Thought. [ARTICLE]

Just as He Thought.

A small boy was reciting in a geography class, says the Ladies’ Home Journal. The teacher was trying to teach him the points of the compass. She explained: “On your right is the south, your left the north, and in front Of you is the east. Now, what is behind you?” The boy studied for - a moment, then puckered up his face and bawled: “I knew’ it. I told ima you’d see that patch in my pants.”