Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1912 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Practical jokers are anything bat joymakers. Judge not your neighbor until you stand in his shoes. Broken heads, loosened slats; partly football, partly “frata." A soft answer will not turn away an agent with something to sell. A woman's Idea of making a fifteen minute call is to stay two hours. We can't all get rich quickly. In fact, most of ns can’t even get rich A girl likes to be secretly engaged so that she can tell all her girl friends. j —— Only a man who is known, to be truthful can tell a lie big enough to attract attention. It is easy for a, gtrl to believe that a certain young dan is bar affinity—until after they are married. Nothing is more disappointing than the actions of a pretty girl who thinks her good looks an excuse tor impolite* ness. -i. " ' Happy is the calm, unruffled man who takes life philosophically and ' grows old gracefully—even If he doesn’t amount to much.—Chicago News. *'■ I Efl H