Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 306, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 December 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Butter and eggs ere high again, bet something always la. I' - The right place to censor postcards Is in the manufactories. .; -?r i ——£&b*. Winter is acting as It It had round the right place to settle down. .\ 2ft , .. . . . s It ta suspected that somebody at Medicine Hat has left the door open. Military experts have devised a gun tor killing aviators. But what's the This Is the time for the cold weather prophets to shout that they told «s so. y .. California’s first woman Jury acquitted an editor. He most be a goodlooking feller. Another aeronaut threatens to fly across the Atlantic. He Is said to be n good swimmer. . , Sometimes a man goes through life ns n dictator and sometimes be marries his stenographer. A York, Pa., man ate a live mouse, there being no accounting for tastes, ns we have said before. It must be a great experience to be engaged to a girt who can say “1 love you” in 54 languages. # * Dr. Wiley says that American cook- , tag is the worst ta the world. Eating | must be an awful chore toDr. Wiley. Once more tailors and coal dealers are taking some Interest In Ilfs. Also trade In thermometers is brisk again. A Chicago man who has been hairless tor 50 years now has a toll beard, ebay ns a pork tnlllloaalre acquiring culture. I . I- I-" ■ I Sea oaptain In love with a Maryland maid eloped by mistake with her twin sister. However. It's all ta the family. A college professor advises sD men to wear whiskers. Evidently he has been cut up by a barber and wants to get even. We see by the papers that an Indiana. girl was hurt playing football. Evidently she was training to bo a suffragette. 4 Philadelphia clergyman says that no business man can be honest. All Isn’t gospel that la dealt out from some pulpits. A New Hampshire manufacturer of seventy -seven has married a girl bookkeeper. so his estate will be straightened up properly. If the boxing game continues to lose Its popularity It will soon be necessary for our boxers to Join their brethren in Chins. The man who rocks the boat, having had s chance to rest up a bit. is now engaged in dragging the gun through the bushes. An Andover professor, complains because Harvard men sit up when they pray, but how he would complain If they sat up to play cards! A college professor announces that the earth will cease revolving in 5321. Now then some game sport ought to bet him a million that it won’t! Chicago proposes to give all Its streets names easy to pronounce. But that won’t make any difference with the conductors who cadi them off. The Chinese emperor Is only a little feller, but. Judging from the way he writes, he will some day make a fortune out of the six best seller business. Connecticut grave digger, eightyfive years old. celebrated his birthday by digging his own grave. Some people have queer ideas of amusement. J The Chinese emperor keeps his to himself, but we have a | hunch that he is sighing for an aero--4 plane, or some other means of rapid | locomotion. The- young fellow In Massachusetts who has reached the age of 21 without having kissed a girl may be a virtuous youth, but it strikes us that his early education has been neglected. The earth, we are told, will be habitable for the next 10,000.000 years. This announcement will cause a feeling of relief among those who have been thinking of leasing apart-' ments on Mars. * A burglar entered a house in New York the ether day and stole five volumes of poetry. " Perhaps they were wanted for Mona Lisa to help her' while a Way the days of her retirement i ' ■ -* - A writer In the Lowell Courier Citizen has deservedly got into trouble by saying that Germans traveling in Europe *r* “too often unmitigated •wtae.” Considering the behavior of twer many Americans abroad, no American should throw stones at any traveler of any other nationalty.