Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 302, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 December 1911 — Good Jokes BRILLIANT IDEAS. [ARTICLE]

Good Jokes

BRILLIANT IDEAS.

Tve found a new use for those gramophone records you bought last week, and which cost such a lot of money.” said bis wife. “How clever you are!” he exclaimed. “What is your latest?” "In the first place,” she began. "1 hold a skein of wool over my arms, tie one end of the wool on a reel, place the reel on the gramophone pin, and then start the machine. The wool is wound up in no time!” The fond husband gaped In admlra tion. “But that 1b not all,” she continued “Tomorrow I shall place a little bath brick on one end of the records, start the gramophone, and so 4 clean the knives.” • He is still gaping.