Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 300, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 December 1911 — LOVES HIM STILL [ARTICLE]

LOVES HIM STILL

* . •• v MAM.. ft ti hnaKonH ” W»t Bot make tor. to them? • - V ■■ He’s losing his figure—but I love ,uu ' • - H§' 1 The sort of women men can't stand are the kind nobody wants. There's nothing like flirtation to. keep a woman young. . . .ft. « " £ If a woman can’t have the man she wants, there’s a lot of satisfaction in making it hot for him. A woman ought to have a few pairs of silk stockings—she owes' it to posterity. “Is anything the matter with the biscuits?” “No, not at all. They are intereating." “Yes—my husband once removed.” What can we do to make our wives dissatisfied with ns? Foot! They’d suspect something in a minute. How funny men are! They spend their courting days telling ns how unworthy they are—and their married life proving it “That cake will last a long time.” “Sure! We’ll be a long time dead.”