Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 300, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 December 1911 — SAID BY VILLAGE SAGE [ARTICLE]

SAID BY VILLAGE SAGE

A He never dies of old age. The safest bet is the one not madt Many a man says nothing without sawing wood. And it frequently happens that to the victor belongs the spoiled. The fellow who knows the most about bees is the one. who is the least apt to be stung. What to do with the ex-baSebaH stars: Make umpire* of them and they will have a quick finish. A woman may dislike a man who doesn’t understand her, and positively bate a man who does. You never know how a man is going, to strike you when you first meet him, or for how much. . It is a mistake to suppose that a woman is all the rage just because she has a bad temper. There are some people in the world who never say, “I told you so,’’ they merely say, “Didn’t I tell you?” Old age feels about the same pity for the ignorance of youth that youth feels for the imbecility of old age. The greatest difference between a flirt and the other kind of a girl is, there aren’t, many of the other -kind.-