Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 298, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 December 1911 — He Knew the Game. [ARTICLE]

He Knew the Game.

“Now, Archie,” asked the schoolmistress. dilating on the virtue of politeness, “if you were seated in a tram car. every seat of which was occupied, and a lady entered, what would you do?" "Pretend I was asleep," was >h t prompt reply.—Tit-Bits.