Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 298, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 December 1911 — DYSPEPTIC PHILOSOPHY [ARTICLE]

DYSPEPTIC PHILOSOPHY

Nobody ever learned anything from a man who “knew it all!" The remorse that fills the tear-jar * the evaporating kind! Destiny is curious to see how we behave when hangs us out to dry! There’s only an “e” between a feast and a fast—and the vowels are easy to learn! f , The trouble with some of us Is that we worry about flaws In our record that everybody else has forgotten! The self-kldder hates to acknowledge that “If he had it to do over again” he’d make Just about the same old hash of It! •v Some day the man who bears himself described as a “live wire” will not imagine that he has to talk everybody to death to prove it! The difference between the man who “takes a job” and the one who “accepts a position” is that tie former really wants.to work! We find, upon going over the 1910 census book, that there are now as many as eight towns of over 100,000 inhabitants In which we have not been broke!