Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 288, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 December 1911 — Explanations. [ARTICLE]

Explanations.

, Miss Fullosoul (of a poetical turn) “Which are you of opinion one should say, professor: ‘Summer flies’ or ‘Summer flees T ” Absent-Minded Professor (great on entomology)—The two species; my dear young lady, are entirely distinct Now, the common house fly— Then he wondered why she suddenly opened a conversation with the young man on her right.—London Sphere. Pain and Swelling seldom indicate internal organic trouble. They are usually the result of local cold or inflammation which can be quickly removed by Hamlins Wizard Oil. Some men have a well-seated prejudice against giving up their place to a woman in a crowded car. Constipation causes and seriously aggravates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. Tiny sugarcoated grannies. Pessimism is the undigested fruit of experience. Mrs. Window's Soothing Byrap for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces InflamaaaUm, allays pain. mures wind coUe, Sfc • bottle. Every time you meet a grouch hand tt a lemon.

Longevity Personifled. 1 A ; ■ ' » . • . I PnlflTA/l VTUbfl nftYYtAfl TaW wllFb fl Afl wltt a neighboring South Carolina fa se’dv,’^Sd e W.’roiman, “his mlstresa WM rather surprised When old Jeff Mked to have a few d< off of Boating,” to see MS aunt - 'Why, Jeff,* said the lady, -your aunt must be pretty old, isn’t she?' “‘Ye’m,’ he replied, ‘yesm; mah aunt must be pretty ole now—she's 'bout ah hundred an’ five years ole now.’ “One hundred and five years!' exclaimed his mistress, ‘what on earth is she doing up there in Boston?’ “ ‘Deed, Fa dunno what’s she’s doin’, ma’am,’ rejoined old Jeff, in all seriousness, ‘she’s up dere livin' wld her gran'mother.’” <7 7