Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 288, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 December 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

' ,tW "11"’"®’ .., ■ ■.WW« ■;;; „„ . ' ? ■ Those triumphant Chinese rebels wtah that Confucius could see them nfiw ■ - ... Try to reconcile yourself to those ftusy hats. They are not so bad as ■' -' '"“ Our notion of the “meanest man" is one who ayes a girl for breach of jFijfo;. ■' .. , ir ' What ts the use of being president tt a doctor can keep you from eating what you wants A court finds that a woman who swears Is not necessarily Insane. But she may be mad. army worm Is reported from Kentucky, so the kissing bug. is probably not far away. Aviation has one advantage over baseball—wet grounds do not embarass It In the least j*. The one surprising thing about the award of a Nobel prise to Edison is that he wasn’t liven It before. yS&grOjpkffi fateuhiiiiHuiliii n . Nobody loves a millionaire, according to Eugene Zimmerman, but most millionaires love their millions. Paris and the college students set the tashions for men. and Paris does some work on the side for women. Some women to their grief continue to use the stocking bank despite the fact that postal banks have been established. Fire broke out In a room” In the Chicago stockyards, but the loss is only about 85,000 bones, otherwise plunks. a fashion expert, but the dear ladies may be depended upon to wear something Just as foolish.

A Pittsburg rich man has gone to Jan rather than pay a |2 fine. Still a two-dollar martyr isn’t worth a great deal of sympathy. i An English highbrow announces that he has discovered what causes the human heart to beat Wonder if ■he has fallen in love? X . ' At last a man has secured a divorce his wife played solitaire. We await the day when the motorcycle Mil figure in a similar suit The Kansas Judge who rules that there is no such thing as love at first sight evidently was troubled with his eyesight in his early youth. Kansas City hospital authorities are looking for a plumber who has had the smallpox. It would be easier to find some with the hookworm. Mary Anderson says a .happy home beats success on the stage. Welt, for that matter, a happy home beats anything else that can be mentioned. A fashion magazine says **a perfect fit is fatal to a stout woman.” Still It would be as well If she should refrain from having fits of any kind. That Pennsylvania preacher who told his people that funeral sermons were out of place is evidently a man of good sense, as well as good taste. The use of the aeroplane In war is actual. It has. scared the fight out of some Arabs that had never seen one. Fine business, unless the aviators fall. "What is the social standing of a husband whose wife supports him?" ask Chicago charity authorities. Over tn England they are known as gentlemen. A Philadelphia minister recently got a check for a wedding he performed 20 years ago. Most ministers, however. will continue to prefer the cash down. A weather prophet predicts that the coming winter will be very warm. But not so warm as the remarks he will make later if he falls to fill his coal bin. A Chicago man on his wedding day signed an agreement to permit his wife to do as she pleased. Most of us do the same thing, merely waiving the formality. If horses were as Intelligent as many persons appear to think they are, many an over worked and underg ted equine slave would seize the first good opportunly to kick Its brutal driver to death. Rural prophets, who find on examination that last winter's underwear Is worn pretty thin, predict an open | winter s'/; We never have tasted any of It, but we presume that the whisky which is made out of bananas slips down :•». i—... ...» i,. „ , A husband, tn referring to his wife as ‘‘perfect,” says that in thirty-six years she has never called him a liar. The wife mutt have a husband, that to