Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 287, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 December 1911 — He Proved It [ARTICLE]

He Proved It

"My dear. I was one of the very first to leave.” said a man who, on returning from an evening party, was greeted reproachfully by his wife. "Oh. you always say that.** she retorted. "Well. I can prove It this time, anyhow.** Insisted the husband. “Look in the hall and see the gold-mounted umbrellas I*ve brought home.**