Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 287, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 December 1911 — Page 3

NEWSPAPER ADVERTISEMENT PUINTS WAY TO HEALTH

rheumatism* JpF■ • : '■■ "C .. -' | Boot in the newspaper and In an Altxmnac. < * xJciievmg it would ck> . one nity-cent. bottle, I pur’ Bl Btfong. I recommend Dr. KIP mer’s Swamp-Root to my friends as can tetowtiL “ ‘ ’JL‘ -* ** J j 3414 wSStaS)? A R ve. N No., v 1 - ' Minneapolis, Minn, Mr. Skinner makes affidavit that he sold the Mr. Strong. ■■ —|-A- >j• ■; Prove What Swamp-Root Wffl De For Yoe Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y.. for a sample bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, telling all about the kidneys and bladder. "When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar qjze bottles for sale at all drug stores. r

Revised Version.

Representative Henry Of Texas, in an eloquent and witty attack on intemattonai marriages, said tfee othqr day in Waco: “The Honorable Maude Laclands, the little daughter of the Earl of Laclands and a Chicago pork queen, once asked her mother: " x " ‘Mamma, how long does a honeymoon last?’ “Lady Laclands with a bitter smile made answer: : ‘“The honeymoon may be said to last, my dear, until your husband begins to pester you for money,”’

CHAFING OF BABY

Soreness and Bleeding Quickly Cured. >■ ■ 11 *■ Mrs. J. F. Deal, Kansas City, Kan., Writes: “I cqjinot speak too highly of Resinol. When our baby was four months old she was so fat that she chafed in the creases of her legs and body. She was so sore and inflamed that she bled, and was fretting and crying almost constantly. Resinol Ointment was recommended to us. We had tried everything that could be thought of without success, but Resinol cured her in a very short time. We consider it the best household remedy for irritating skin troubles, and would hot be without it We are also greatly pleased with Resinol Soap. It is so delightfully refreshing for the bath.” Resinol Ointment and Resinol Toilet goap are high-grade standard preparar tions, and their merit and reliability have won them a place in millions of homes. They are for sale at every drug store on the American continent and by all leading chemists la other countries. Sample sent free if •you will mention Department No. 48. Resinol Chemical Co., Baltimore, Md.

Proved.

Orator—l thought your paper was friendly to me? Editor—So it is. What’s the matter? ”, I- Orator—l made a speech at the dinner last night, and you didn’t print a line of It ' ? _ Editor—Well, what further proof do you want?—London Opinion.

IT WEARS YOU OUT.

Kidney Trouble. Lower the Vitellty of 3 Don’t wait for “serious ‘kidney fflness; begin using Doan’s Kidney Pills when you first feel backache or notice Urinary disorders. David P. Corey,

236 W. Washington St, lonia, Mich., says: “I had kidney trouble so badly, that for six months I could only get around with a .cane or crutches. The grew gradually worse until I was compelled to take to my bed. While still L in bed, I began using ’ Doan’s Kidney Pitta

and gradually improved nihil well.” “When Your Back Is Lame, Remem* berths Name—DOAN'S?’ 60c, all stores. Foster-Milburn Co- Buffalo, N, Y.

Tenses

Teacher—Tommie, what Is the future of “I give?" '. Tommie—-“ You take.'—Life, ' ' '

Hoods Sarsaparilla Eradicates scrofula and all other humors, euros all their effects, makes the blood rich and abundant, strengthens all the vital organs. . Take it. Cet it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called. Sarsatabs. f DIGITS } '

WHY THE FARMER AND HIS FAMILY

I ~ I •urtiH jrreun -rue I SHOULD ATTEND THE I INTERNATIONAL EXPOSITION. Bv CAPT A 11 WADDELL rtuiboßut.wfcy th*' anrl lata Cbmite oh/wilA oHnn/l stumer uuu ms Ibiiuij auuuiu uneuu the great International Live Stock Exposition at Chicago, that it is well and onnnrtnnft Rt thifi time to meßtlou some of them. This great Exposition, the greatest Indeed of all similar shows, is so apt W 06 vl6W6u Dj 106 XarmOFg DreefieXg and stockman as merely a place where he should go to see the animals exhibited there, and for business purposes only. Thia is a very narrow view of so great and important a subject, for the animals seen at this Exposition, wonderful and extraordinary as they are, are but the results of years of labor on the great farms and ranges of the West, although they stand for the greatest and best of American breeding and feeding. The great object of the founders of the International Live Stock Exposition, was to present to the breeders and farmers of this country, an object lesson nf the highest Ideals, and a school of instruction to which all could come and learn. 4It goes .without saying, that the men who have made this , great institution possible, and the breeders and feedera and farmers who have made it what it is, are men of age and experi-ence;-and in order to perpetuate and Improve this great school, and the methods through which it has gained Its present day. perfection, it is absolutely necessary that the sons of these men be permitted to see the show, and so start, their lives of improvement from the advanced point at which their fathers stopped. This can never be realized by remaining on the farm and seeing only the stock their fathers raised; for every son is imbued with the Idea that his father breeds the best there is, and consequently, is under the impression that the height of home form. Comparison is the only disfllusionlzer, and it is this above all things that the young man wants, not only to show him that there are hundreds as good as his father, and scores a great deal better. This opens the' eyes of these young men and causes them to put on the wise cap of thought and consideration as to why, how and where their own fathers fen short in gaining what the fathers of their contemporaries accomplished. Another thing that is sadly overlooked by the men who contribute to the Exposition with their stock Is the fact that'their wives, the heart and soul of their homes, and. the faithful and constant companions of their lives, have done their generous share and contributed in no small degree to their ' husbands’ successes. Faithfully and uncomplainingly have they devoted their useful lives to the duties of the home and the upbringing of their children, with the fostering care of motherhood. Uncomplainingly they live and abide in the environments of the ranch or farm, and day .in and day out, from years end to years end, see nought of life in their sister world, save the occasional visit of a female friend. They tenderly prepare for their husbands’ annual outgoing to the great International Show, and lovingly await his looked for return. It would be but the pulling of a little wider of tho husband’s purse to give to these admirable women a taste of the fascinations and enjoyments of a week’s visit to a great city, as well as to experience the delight of seeing the exhibits passed upon In the judging ring. Such a trip, apart from the good the change would do them, would serve the purpose of intense enjoyment and Interesting conversation on their return, and if we judge women aright, would instill into their sympathetic hearts a desire to still further assist in the future successes of their hubbands.

The daughters, toe, of these people, particularly those who have attained or are verging upon early womanhood, would be greatly improved by the sights and surroundings of a trip to Chicago and the International Show. Young minds are narrowed by a continuous residence among only those of their own lives and habits and upon such an occasion as this, fathers should expand still further the strings of their purses to enable these young women to see at least some little life, especially when under their own and their mother’s care. The delights of anticipation and the pleasures of accomplishment, are such inexpressible joys to youth that it is nothing short of inconsiderate selfishness to prevent such occasional enjoyment to these young people, particularly when it can be attained at such comparatively little outlay. The good that such trips accomplish is shown in a thousand way's and there is not a breeder, feeder or farmer in the whole of the great west who will not realize that the companionship of his wife and children to Chicago during the ■week of the International Live Stock Exposition, December 2 to 9, has not only been an inexpressible delight to himself, but a benefit to his home, his business and bis future.

'it is only those who live on low ground who complain that the world id'overcrowded. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate ■nd invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take Wisdom, like flowers, require* coltaro.—Ballon.

INSIDE GAME COUNTS

4 Credit for Ray. ' Chances for Rea. Scientific Work There is an "inside” football just as well' as “Inside” baseball. ■ The great difference is that there Is so much more inside football that not only does the average spectator miss it, but the players and coaches themselves see little of IL At present it seems that the possibilities of“taside” football are unlimited.

Every player on a team has chances to pull off inside work, but the position which most needs the ability to grasp a situation and grapple with it in a new way is that of quarter back. Around, the little men who call the signals' for the big elevens open a thousand possibilities for inside play, and many are the quarter backs who do not take advantage of their opportunities. That is why the "beady” quarter backs, that is, those who can run a team on the field as well as the coach on the side line could direct it, may be counted on the fingers of one hand.

The quarter back must keep in mind the number of downs, the distance to be gained, the position on the field, the length of time that remains to be played, the individual and collective strength of Mb own men, ana the individual and collective strength and weakness of his opponents, the peculiarities of the officials, „and the number and kind of plays at his disposal. All of these things must be considered in a single instant and decision given sometimes in a fraction of a second, frequently while rising from the ground or struggling to be disengaged from the mass, and frequently when suffering from painful injuries. And .yet they say it- requires no brains to play football.

A football player seldom gets credit for “inside” work for the reason that the grandstand does not recogJust a few Instances: Under the new rules it Is sometimes rhore advisable for a member "qf a team on the defense to drop a forward »-3a which he has caught than to hold it This is on the occasion of a forward pass on a third down. A defensive halfback has a chance to catch the ball, but sees that he would be downed without carrying the ball back to the line where It started. In this case, the right play Is to touch the ball and let it drop to the ground, so that the ball will then be brought back to the place where it started and. given to .his side. To the grandstand this play properly executed Wbuld be hissed by the unthinking. Again, a quarter back in the safety position Is standing almost on his own goal line. The ball is kicked to him. He can’t make an easy catch, but the heady man In this case will usually allow the ball to fly or bounce across* the goal line. The defending side is then allowed to take the ball out to the twehty-five-yard line and put It In play. If he elects, to catch It he will probably be downed before reaching that line. Yet quarterbacks have been 'called dubs and poor catches by the grandstand for this play. The same procedure should be used where a high kick-off is kicked so as to pass or bounce over the goal line immediately, especially where the ends coming down under the kick are fast. /

The heady backflelder of these days runs outside and continues parallel to the goal line for a few paces, In order to tempt some unwary man on the other team to tackle him and secure a penalty against the tackler. A thousand possibilities are open to the student of the game for inside work. Running with the halt, catching, passing, kicking—each has a do*en little tricks which spell defeat or victory if taken advantage of or neglected at the psychological moment

“CY” DAVIS.

Right-End Player on Indian* Unb versify Football Tearp.

Kicking Is Popular.

Kicking is far more popular in foot .ball than in any other sport

Prejudice Is a Serious Manace

Prejudice is a hard thing to overcome, het f th* 11 * 1 & finUtbi*”* V y0 ° U “" n P "’ Ju ” C * •st of people suffering from chronic constipation, and ft Is worthy of their In the opinion of legions of reliable American people the most stubborn constipation imaginable can be cured by a brief use of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. You may not have heard of it before, but do not doubt Its merits on that account, or because It has not been blatantly advertised. It has sold very successfully on word Of mouth recommendation. Parents are giving it to their chlldrentofisy who were given it by their parents, and It has been truths fully said that more druggists use it personally in their families thansny' other laxative. Letters recently received from Mrs, Blanche Tltlon, Chana, 111., and J. Brookstaver, Benton. HL. are but a few of thousands showing* the esteem in which Dr. Caldwell's Syrup of Pepsin is heli It is mild, gentle, non-griping—-not violent, like salts or cathartics. It cures gradually andplsaskntiy sb that ’SB* pie owe It to themselves to use this grand bowel speclllc.

Anyone wishing to make a trial of this remedy before buying It In the regular way of a druggist at fifty cents or one dollar a large bottle (family else) can have a sample bottle sent to the home free of charge by simply addressing Dr. W. B. Caldwell, an Washington St, Monticello, DI. Your name and address on a postal card will do.

THE PESSIMIST.

Policeman—That fellow is hunting trouble. A Mr. Want-to-Know—Why? Policeman —He’s looking for the marriage license bureau.

A Hunting Story.

An old backwoodsman that Abraham Lincoln often told of had very heavy, over-hanging eyebrows, and wore big spectacles with brass rims. One day he came rushing into his cabin and seizing his rifle, aimed it carefully through a crack of the door at a great oak tree that stood near, and fired. “What ii Itr whispered his wife; “A wildcat, Salry,” he said, excitedly, ‘‘an’ I missed him I ” ~ He hastily loaded and fired again, and then again. ''

“Now, hold on, Joshua," said his good wife. “Let/me look at you. Why, laws-ardaisy, It’s nothin* bdt a little bug on one o' your eyebrows!”— Housekeeper.

Business Instinct Strong.

A phqfographer tells as a joke on himself that a woman, accompanied by a little boy, came into his studio the other day. “I want my plckcher took,” she said. ‘T see that you take pickchers for four dollars a dozen this week, so I come for mine. And I want this little boy took In the same plckcher with ma” ‘Yes, madam—but, of course, we made an extra charge outside this special rate when two pictures areJtakenat once.” “Oh* says the lady, “but Til keep the boy in my lap-. That’s the way Ido in the street cars, and nobody ever says anything.”

A BRAIN WORKER. Must Have the Kind of Food That Nourishes Brain.

1 am a literary man whose nervous energy is a great part of my stock in trade, and ordinarily I have little par tlence with breakfast foods and the extravagant claims made of them. But I cannot withhold my acknowledgment of the debt that I owe to GrateNuts food. / “I discovered long ago that' the very bulkiness of the ordinary diet was not calculated to give one a clear head. the power of sustained, accurate thinking. I always felt heavy and sluggish in mind as well as body after eating the ordinary meal, which diverted the blood from the brain to the digestive apparatus. “I tried foods easy of digestion, but found them usually deficient in nutriment I experimented with many breakfast foods and they, too, proved unsatisfactory, till I reached Grape-Nuts. And then the problem was solved. “Grape-Nuts agreed with me per* fectly from lhe beginning, satisfying my hunger and supplying the nutriment that so many other prepared foods lack. . "I had not been using it very long before I found that 1 was turning out an unusual quantity and quality ot work. Continued use has demonstrate ed to my entire satisfaction that Grape-Nuts food contains the element* needed by the brain and nervous system ot the hard working public writer." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. £ . --.L “There’s a reason,” and It Is explained In the little book, “The Ro*a to Wellville,” tn pkgs. 7 Um. m. tan ItaM.

Wine-Drinking.

Franc© a, I on© dr vs in r rcmmß year on than a thousand millions of gallons of wlne-and there are six bottles to a gallon—while Algeria, planted With vines in the days of the phylloxera, supplies no less than two hundred millions. A tonneau of 200 gallons is a pretty large vessel; a thousand euch wonld till a reach the": French colony—one-fifth of all the wine consumed tn France. d»> tor its neo mellow Quality.

Incurable.

"You say you are your wife’s third husband?” said one man to another during a talk. “No, I am her fourth husband,” was the reply. “Heavens, man!” said the first speaker. “You are not a husband—you’re a habit”

Important to Mothers Examine carefully everybottle es safe and sureremedy far ifafants and children, and see that It Bears the //fz> zz Signature of Use For Over so Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria The man who tries to taper off tn sin will soon be In over his head again. For over fifty years Rheumatism, Neuralgia, and other painful ailments have been cured by Hamlins Wizard Oil. It is a good honest remedy and you will not regret having a bottle ready for use. When one is sad or out of sorts for any cause Whatever, there is no remedy so infallible as trying to make somebody else happy.—J. W. Carney. Mrs. Winslow's Boothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces Inflammation, allays pain, cures wind eoUc, 25c a bottle. No man will have any trouble about understanding as much of the Bible as he is willing to live. S- ; Tell the dealer you want a Lewis’ Single Binder straight 5c cigar. I ' ■ HI —’

— < F r / SWf € Jk JL fUf IK X ■ K"*"** Of the oain which many women exnerience with every I month it makes the gentleness and kindness always assooi ated with womanhood seem to be almost a miracle. , While in general no woman rebels against what she regards as a natural necessity there is no woman who would not gladly be free from this recurring period of pain. weak women strong and sick women wen, and Altos tkeat taoedasn from paid, It establishes reßalarttr, subdues laflaaM > X __ muuvn, wears ujecrauun - vurcs ie* wl v. ma e wea aess. ■! || Sick women are invited to consult Dr. Pierce by letter. ' leal Association, R. V. Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, N. Y. them at I* hangimonia 31 ttamna ’ CtUWMWp in paper CQVeriw. ,, , , ■ ■— s

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