Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 287, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 December 1911 — Page 2

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Death snaps the whip tor th* circus ■ it Isroally too tad that the 'paper* don’t print any baseball news th see Beware of cold storage Thanksgiving turkey. Pick the feathers off The Kansas lodge who wants to abolish lore at first sight should ad- . ’ verttoe • Football accidents are few this year P much to the chagrin of our professional reformers. Will the chauffeurs please have the aeroplanes within, easy caJUot the Chinese Imperial family? *-•• - Joliet has seen a hoopsklrt But wait until a rush hour crowd In an elevated train encounters one. We presume that the heiress who married an acrobat will now proceed to twist him around her fingers. The man who routed a highwayman with a box of bonbons probably will not be asked to give a testimonial. A.New..Xork..ma»..Llad-hia..wtf»..to.,a. telephone pole the other day and she didn’t like it because it isn’t the style. Tennyson Dickens, who says that Boston girls’ ankles are too beefy, strikes as as being an observing old ’feller. Devotees of bridge whist indignantly deny that it Is a gambling game. What is it. then? A sure thing? "A man is middle aged at ninety,” avers Lord Strathcona. Think of aU the Infants that Dr. Osler wanted to —. A southern surgeon says that railroad wrecks make drug victims ot the Injured. Even that is a shade better than being killed.

New York, according to a trade paper. la oversupplied with safety deposit vaults. Not If the burglary reporta are considered. Happy Is the man who laid his over- * coat away where he could put his hands on It and where the moths were unable to find It The hilarious gentleman In Texas who ate a mirror evidently labored under the impression that tt was casting reflections on him. The Massachusetts youth who tried to get married on a hunting license made a grievous mistake. He should have had a fighting license. The Improvement of aviation will undoubtedly be a boon to deer hunters. Think of the fun to be had in shooting a guide on the wing! The theory that American women burn up money is strengthened by the news that a New York damosel Is being sued for a cigarette bill. Dr. Eliot says a classical education helps a man to solve every problem of life. For Instance will It help him to button a No. 15 collar op a No. 16 shirt? , „ „ Hobble skirts are worse than beer, ways an Atlantic City preacher. Still, it might be well to have affidavits from those who saw him make the tests. A woman has a right to scold her husband, according to a Missouri judge if she didn't have the right she would benevolently assimilate IL The New York man who lost » breach of promise suit against a di vorcee would have stood a bettei chance had the Jury been composed ol women. Spreading abroad the news of a |sb fine for a reckless chauffeur should help to develop the bump of caution on the cranium of' the ‘automobile owner. A New Jersey lawyer advertises for a stenographer "who will promise never to marry.” It is always best to obtain wifely assistance in the preparation of advertisements for stenographers. It is up to the authorities of Reno to establish a censorship of the mails. It has lost a lady member of Its divorce colony because she received a letter Informing her that her husband had fallen heir to a million dollars. ——— — Young as he is. the Chinese emperor may soon have to begin looking for another lob • * 7x**- ■ ■ A New York sneak thief stole a bridegroom's best pair of trousers, and as we go to press nobody has produced « meaner man than that same War reports from China tell us that the bodies of the slain were plied In great heaps A war correspondent can do terrible execution with bis

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SUCCESSFUL COLLECTOR.

Haste Turner —I should think you’d have lots of trouble collecting ’way out here. Collector Suremark—Not on yer life; everybody here knows I kin plunk the bull's-eye nine shots out of ten!

In Strange Company.

The Visitor—And what Is that gray stone structure over there? The Courier—Zat ees ze armory for se soldiers. The Visitor—Ah. yes. And that long, low building that looks like a train shed—what is that? ' The Courier—Zat ees ze arsenal. The Visitor—l see. And what Is the big factory with the immense smoke stack? The Courier—Zat ess ze gr-a-reat Iron works where is made xe big gun an* ze shot an* ze shell. The Visitor—And that peculiar looking structure across the river—the one with the rounded roof? The Courier —Zat ees ze powder magazine. The Visitor —And what*is this magnificent marble structure with its wonderful dome and countless columns? The sat ees only se palace of peace!—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ■

He Proved It

"My dear. I was one of the very first to leave.” said a man who, on returning from an evening party, was greeted reproachfully by his wife. "Oh. you always say that.** she retorted. "Well. I can prove It this time, anyhow.** Insisted the husband. “Look in the hall and see the gold-mounted umbrellas I*ve brought home.**

A “Teaser” For Jaded Appetites— Post Toasties with cream or preserved fruit. Ready to serve instantly —just open the box and enjoy an extra good dish— Convenient, crisp, delicious, wholesome. “The Memory Lingers” SeM by fitecen I IM. Made at the POSTUM CEREAL CO.. UA. ro 1 e Battle Crook tt Mich.

ONE’S OWN NOTEPAPER IDEA PARTICULARLY PLEASING TO THE CHILDREN. Hand-Painted Designs Easy of Accomplishment by Even the Very Smallest Members of the House- .. ■. \ hoM—-Pictures to Copy. When you were a child, did you ever have notepaper .all your very own? If so, you will appreciate the joy in the receipt of a box of paper and envelopes, with designs especially made and painted by hand. Children are very fond of colored drawings. When they can be combined with letter paper, the little sketches are doubly valuable. Here’s a collection before you. You will purchase notepaper that comes In small sizes, and by aid of a car-

bon paper trace the little suggestions here shown. Place the carbon between this sheet and the letter paper draw over the outline wtth a sharp pencil. There will be an impression left on the paper which will guide you in the coloring.. The little rose girl can be colored pink in the petals and 'green in the leaves. Make hair golden, the eyes blue, and color the cheeks a faint pink. , A long, oblong sketch is that which shows the sun peeping over the edge of a hill. Make Old Sol a bright yellow and the hill Line in the oblong and the features with.ink. Little sketches from magazines, newspapers, etc., will afford the working basis for your coloring. Watercolors or wax crayons will do the rest The work is fascinating and the results will speak for themselves. If you doubt it just try a set for your favorite child. Last is the long panel of flowers that should be drawn across the top

of the first page of the paper. Delicate shades of blue, lavender, pink or yellow should be used for coloring the blossoms and pale green will finish the leaves. - * These are merely suggestions that should point the way for other decorations.

New Champagne Color.

One of the questions that few are able to answer is, What will Dame Fashion think of next? The latest Idea is to have the gloves in a dainty

MANY NOVELTIES IN BELTS

Designers Have Surely Done » Their Best in Devising Multitude of New and Pretty Things. Belts are once more coming into fashion. In the newest models two colors of leather are usedin combination. For instance, narrow red strips are quilted upon a white kid belt In another very narrow belt, one and one-half inches wide, of navy blue leather, there is inserted red leather for the length of two and one-half inches. The leather or plain metal buckle matches the body of the belt There are also belts of elastic velvet with narrow strips of thin leather of contrasting shade. On wider descriptions of leather belts are seen fasteners of imitation precious stones. One of the latest novelties is a belt composed of quadrangular galallth stones connected by delicate gold chains or rods. The stones are hollowed out so as not to be too heavy, blue and red. The belt is finished off with a tassel of metal cord. The wide elastic belt woven in a color to match the costume promises to be very much liked, as elastic molds without compressing the figure. The elastic belt is both an elegant ornament and a support to the figure, and is more original if accompanied by a cordellere. or cord and tassels, tied at one side with ends of unequal length. Anything in the way of passementerie is a erase at present, and an elastic belt with ends of passementerie is a delightful novelty. Belts are also seen In gold and silver tinsel and in several tones of the metals as weU. - u

The HOME DEPARTMENT

champagne color. These, to case one be in mode, are worn with the latest gowns of pure white lace or tailored, as the cage may be. The scarf, too, which plaggs an Important part in the present costume, is of the same shade, and if belt to worn it to of this color. The hat, too, can be of the shade, or Its trimmings can show the fashion by their color. Crushed roses in the champagne tint are very pretty on a hat of the same pale tone.

OLD STYLES ARE REVIVED

Season’s Shirt Waists Copied From Thoee That Were in Vogue a Generation Ago. Lots of people now grown up remember as children a time when nearly all the Olympians of their particular households wore shirt waists of dark colored velveteen. One was Washed and combed and taken to school by a waist of dark brown velveteen,'fed with custard pie by- a blue one, and upbraided and stood in the corner by counting little steel nubs all around the edge of the fancy buttons down its front, to divert one’s mind when the storm raged. So now'that this type of waist actually reappears it it promptly recognized as a belated reincarnation of an old style and identical with It, even to the very buttons down the front Here it is, warm, com-, sortable and serviceable, ready to repeat all its vigorous morning exercise over another generation, which in its turn will probably be equally impressed.

Another ancient resurrection Is the rather dressy stiff blouse, of large patterned braid, * with brightly colored satin hair stripes running all about on the bias over blue and green or brown and red or plum and purple backbrounds. Unlike the velveteens, these waists admit of touches of trimming, flutings and silk buttons and lace necks and revers piped around with one of the colors of the stripes Shot silk is another popular material for waists. Some of these models deal largely in fine tucks. Striped silks continue to tie on, scarf style, with a lining of plain color and a girdle tied in a good sized bow, either back, front or side. The very good looking, plain, pocketed shirt of French flannel again answers this year’s roll call. It is quite as expensive as far more elaborate silk blouses, because, to be possible at all, it must be most excellently tailored. This style is always present wherever people play golf or are In the habit of taking long tramps out into the country. In fact, one of these ought never to be left behind when going out of town for week ends. For the great fireplaces and furnaces in country houses are run by persons well used to the cold —who prefer it, in fact—and who won’t understand if, to avoid sudden death from pneumonia, the city visitor keeps herself well wrapped in her sweater.

Ironing Handkerchiefs.

. To make handkerchiefs that have been washed look like' new, put a very thin starch in them after washing—just a suspicion of starch —and after they are dry, .dampen slightly and let lie for half kn hour. Place them on the ironing board with the embroidered side down, If they are embroidered, and over them put an old thin piece of muslin. Press with a hot iron, fold and press—always under the muslin.

A PICTURESQUE COSTUME

In olive green velvet with bows at black ailk braid. The back vtew to shown In the smell sketch. More fancy feathers sad lorn plumes are ware.

Canada at the Chicago Land Shoew

WILL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT EXHIBIT OF GRAIN# AND SRA “a E hV^ ABLE9 A carload of grain fa straw, grasses and other of the products of Western Canada arrived at Chicago the other day, and to now Installed In the Coliseum, where the United States land and Irrigation exposition to under way. Those who are Interested fa the “Back to the land Movement” will find in the finnadinn exhibit CW of the best displays of the agricultural products of Western Canada that has ever been made. There are representative men there, who will be pleased to give the fullest information regarding the country. , The exhibit shows what can be done on the free grant lands of that country and most of the grain was produced on the farms of former residents of the United States who have taken advantage of the homestead lands of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. The vegetable exhibit will attract a great deal of attention, and some marvelous potatoes, carrots, turnips, cabbage and cauliflower are shown. It is true that the homestead area to being rapidly taken up and the bulk of that now to be had lies north of the Saskatchewan river In-a portion of the country known as the park country. Here there Is a large quantity of open prairie interspersed by beautiful groves of poplar and willow. Water is fa abundance, hay Is plentiful and consequently fodder for animals Is right at hand. Those who have taken advantage of farming fa these districts and watched the efforts of those in the prairie proper feel that they have the advantage of their brother, who is not able to secure fuel and the other conveniences of the park district on his own farm. The crop conditions throughout Western Canada the past year have been generally good, and some wonderful crop yields of wheat,oats and barley are recorded. The Canadian Government, under whose auspices the exhibit spoken of is being made, Is preparing reports on crops in the different Western Canada districts, and while these will not be ready for distribution at the land show commencing on the 18th of November and closing on Dec. Bth, application made -to the Canadian Government agent nearest you win bring them to you as soon as they are published.

MERE SUGGESTION.

Miss Antique—l have so much on my mind; I wish I knew what to do for relief. Miss Caustique—Why not remove your switch?

PHYSICIAN ADVISES CUTICURA REMEDIES

“Four years ago I had places break out on my wrist and on my shin which would itch and burn by spells, and scratching them would not seem to give any relief. When the trouble first began, my wrist and shin itched like poison. I would scratch those places until they would bleed before I could get any relief. Afterwards the places would scale over, and the flesh underneath would look red and feverish. Sometimes it would begin to itch until it would waken me from my sleep, and I would have to go through the scratching ordeal again. Our physician pronounced It “dry eczema." I used an ointment which the doctor gave me, but it did no good. Then he advised me to try the Cuticura Remedies. As this trouble has been in our family for years, and considered hereditary, I felt anxious to try to head it off. I got the Cutlcura Soap, Ointment and Pills, and they seemed to be just what I needed. “The disease was making great headway on my system until I got the Cuticura Remedies which have cleared my skin of the great pest From the time the eczema healed four ..IM* until now. I have never felt any of its pest and I am thankful to the Cuticura Soap and Ointment which certainly cured me. I always use the Cuticura Soap for toilet, and I hope other sufferers from skin diseases will use the Cuticura Soap and Ointment” (SlgnM) Irven Hutchison, Three Rivers, Mich.. Mar. 16, 1»11. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to “Cuticura,** Dept. 17 K. BofitOu. .

One of the Accessorles

Quiet-Spoken Customer— Yon keep everything for the piano, don’t jouT Salesman—Yes, sir. We do. air. ' Quiet-Spoken*-Customer—-Give me aa ax!—Puck.

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Why Rent a Farm ■nd he compelled to pay to your landlord moot of your hard-earned profits? Own youj own Secure a Free Homestead la Saskatchewan or Alberta, or purchase land in one of these I districts and bank a inaisp ■IA I every year. ■ iMgwJ - Land purchased S K./KM a A years a«o at 810.00 an acre has recently hands at 825.00 an acre. The crops crown on these FCw.wirnmjM o lands warrant the advance. You can Become Rich BnWt/MOl by cattle ralslnj/lalryinz,mixed aUDrJyTai farminr and grain arrowing in the Provinces of Manitoba. T&AXI Saskatchewan and Alberta. Free homestead and pre s emotion areas, as well as land gjfifcflSLWl held by railway and land companics, will provide homes Z'lSwMul tor millions. . M toreach’&e eoun^vnndot’her pa * Honiara, write to Buptof Ixnml6an«dUnuSvcnmentA<wit? mBESSh ■'-*

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