Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 284, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 December 1911 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

finger and . pondered. There seemed to be strong evidence of guilt on . both, side. 3. “Ten days each he was beginning, when suddenly “Harold!” “Hannah!” Recognition was mutual. He was her fiance and she was his fiancee. NEEDED IMPROVEMENTS. Patient —Doctor, I’m having an awful lot of trouble with the gas in my stomach. Doctor—Yes, yes, I know. Those old fashioned fixtures are giving people a lot of trouble just now. Juel step into the next room and I’ll have my engineer wire you for electric lights.- • 1 COULDN’T COMPREHEND. *1 can’t understand IL” "What?” "In winter time my husband can’t get home to supper before 6 o’clock but in summer he’« always at the baseball grounds at 3.” STUNG. -. Mr. Dressy—When my grandfathei was your age, he had already made his mark In the world. Kid—Gee, didn't they make ’em gc to school and learn to write In those days? Where have you been?’ she demanded fiercely, and he, realising that prevarication would be futile, gulped and answered• • ...auSL..... a.. ”T’ tell the exac’ truth, m’ dear—l —stopped on way home to get a glakh of beer." r’She shrugged her shoulders wearilj at the imbecility of the man, and turned avray. x "No,” she muttered, “you never ao complished that load In a bar. You’Ve been to a brewery. John—a brewery.’ —The Ptak Tn.