Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 278, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 November 1911 — Net Much of a Water User. [ARTICLE]

Net Much of a Water User.

• Hewitt—Gruet spends money like water. Jewett —I thought you said he spent It freely. . ’ “Yea,” arid the dfxvmined man, "when Ihe waiter resen fed the smallness of my tip, I Look the case to the proprietor of the restaurant.” “And what did the proprietor dor “He gave the waiter some money out of his own pocket, and apologized to him for having such a customer.” Irate Visitor—l call this a downright fraud! You advertise on your bine, The Most Remarkable Dwarf in ‘Hto'.World,” and »»etarns out to bo I foot 5 Inches high. Hand Bhowna.u—Kxactiy to, sir, Tbpt’s whsSN so remarkable about him ‘Hrb'lho taHest *.wart-on recerd. ' . - - >