Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 276, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 November 1911 — No Room for Doubt. [ARTICLE]

No Room for Doubt.

The afternoon was warm, holidays were approaching and the teacher was almost worn out In trying to drum the elements of grammar into the wooden craniums of her pupils. “Now, Johnny,” she said, wearily, "tell me—would it be proper for you to say *You can’t learn me nothing?’ ” Johnny looked thoughtful foj a moment and replied in a tone of conviction: 7 "Yes, mumJ” ~ ~ ' The teacher sighed. “Why, Johnny?” she asked. "Tell me why.” And now the answer came quick and pat: “’Cause yer can’t!” said Johnny, triumphantly.—Answers. ■ 1 ?