Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 276, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 November 1911 — Good Jokes [ARTICLE]

Good Jokes

Bliss From the Proverb. ...... There’s an old codger in Boston who affects to despise a college education. He never had one; he’s very successful, and he doesn’t see that a university training could have made him any more so. Therefore he sneers at some us lhe younger fellows who have bad more educational advantages. The other day he was calling down a college subordinate. “If that’s all your gilt edged eddication has taught ye,” he growled, “by gosh, young feler. I’m thankful for my ignorance.” “Sir,” the young fellow answered, bowing respectfully, “you have much to be thankful for.”