Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 275, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 November 1911 — WHERE LOVE FAILED. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

WHERE LOVE FAILED.

- "Maybe she won’t like me any more, but I can’t help It.” “What’s happened?” “Her pat poodle was under the mistletoe and I failed to take the chance.”

Lord Algy—Why did you accede to your valet’s demands’ Lord Arthur—He threatened to strike and quit just when I was halt dressed’, you know.

“I think this, was an ideal year for s coronation, don’t ycfu?’’ “Why?” "Because it’s nineteen and eleven already. A very little more and wo shall have a complete sovereign."

_“How did you enjoy your vacation?’' “HM my teeth fixed. It didn't hurt any wozge than mosquito bitea and sunburp, * and seemed more like th® money’s worth.”

MEAN ADVANTAGE OF HIM.

A SURE ENOUGH GROUCH.