Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 274, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 November 1911 — Page 2

The Daily Republican Kvery Day XStcpi S—day HEALEY A CLARK, Pubflahera. RENSSELAER, INDIANA

. Umbrellas have a way of finding ***ew owners these days. Chin* seems to be doing * thorough job of -awakening this time. This Is the season when the average janitor Is an ardent coal consermtionise New York Is to spend 130.000.000 on education next year. It needs every cent of It Neither electric currents nor one's neighbor's chickens should bo allowed to roam at large. Girls look as though they would Eave to grow a lot in order to fit their new tangled baggy overcoats. Meanwhile other shaky dams holding back water that might destroy towns should be braced up. An amateur has no business trying to fly. Let him hang bls hat on a hangar, but don't go near the aero. Edison Is under the Are of the Germans because he says they drink too ■ouch beer. He might Invent a substitute. New York's death rate has reached a new low mark. We congratulate that dty upon being such a poor place to die in. A burglar who coughed like a motocycle robbed a garage. What could ho do If he were trying to rob a roundhouse? Yea. ClarlbeL as you say. the duke of the Abrnsd must be a very domestic man, since he has been sweeping the seas. A Massachusetts woman has left her estate to the old maids of her town. How absurd! ' There are no old maids these days.

Prospects for the rice crop are good, but that does not especially interest the young woman jp»o is soon to become a bride. ■ ■*! i The New York man who Is trying to compel his wife to marry her affinity has evidently made a study of the refinements of cruelty. An 1804 dollar, lurking around Chicago, is said to be worth 8650. There are times when a dollar is worth more than that For 810.000 an Indianapolis man is pushing a wheelbarrow around the country from capital to capital. How does this assist the uplift? It was polite of Togo to give his gtft horse to the emperor Instead of to the elevator man. to whom so many American hand their gift cigars. The office boy's relatives will now regain their health for a few months, the frequent reports of their deaths having been grossly exaggerated. Your plain citizen will do little aviating across the country so long as the necessity remains for private trains in the immediate background.

New York courts have sent to the penitentiary a farmer who recorded a horse race bet It is better {or the amateurs to leave these affairs to the professionals. Those Harvard astronomers ‘who have discovered a new comet should have waited for a more opportune moment There is too much real news tn the papers these days Brooks* comet is now moving away •from the earth. It can still be seen by the naked eye in rear elevation. It ihas a fuzzy tall and looks tike a twocent star that has got smudged. Earle Ovington Is going to try to carry mail by aeroplane from the Atlantic to the Pacific coast It is hoped that he will assume no needless risks by reading post-cards on the way. It Is reported that women are going to wear smaller hats this winter. The Imilliners must have discovered that some of the women had big hats that twere as good as new left over from last winter " • . The hoopskirt has appeared in Paris, and the "first one seen on the streets created quite as much of a sensation as the first bobble skirt, and doubtless will be quite as strongly denounced. It has been so long gone that not even the memory of the good old times can save it In fact, if ft is Imported as a fashion, it will be so new as probably to receive more reprobative attention than even election frauds. When a sculptor says that a Boston statue of Psyche needs more clothes he does not reflect upon the decorative value of the Psyche knot. He merely calls attention to tta inadequacy * As the bath tub is the great symbol of civilization, and as those nations who make the most use of it are the most progressive, it is gratifying to note that the mission fndlan in southlifting influence of the bath tub; he to

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POSSIBLE EXPLANATION.

Miss Screecher —He must be very tender-hearted. Why, every time I sing he cries. Collier Downe —Maybe he doesn't like to see anything murdered.

ERUPTION COVERED BODY

"Three years ago this winter I had a breaking out that covered my whole body. It itched so it seemed as if I should go crazy. It first came out in little pimples on my back and spread till It covered my whole body and limbs down to my knees, also my arms down to my elbows. Where I scratched it made sores, and the terrible itching and burning kept me from sleeping. I tried several remedies all to no purpose. Then I concluded to try the Cuticura Remedies. I used the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment, also the > Resolvent, for about four months, and they completely cured me of eczema. I have had no return of the disease since. I never had a good night’s rest after the skin eruption first broke out till I commenced using the Cuticura Soap and Ointment I had Only used them a few days before I could see they were beginning to heal, and thd terrible Itching was gone. "Those that lived in the house at the time know how I suffered, and how the Cuticura Soap and Ointment cured me. I never take a bath without using the Cuticura Soap, and I do not believe there are better remedies for any skin disease than the Cuticura Soap and Ointment" (Signed) Miss Sarah Calkins, Waukegan, 111., Mar. 16, 1911. Although Cuticura Soap'and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a simple of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to “Cuticura,” Dept 5 K, Boston.

Test of Real Greatness.

Columbus had made the egg stand cn end. “But could you unscramble it?” demanded the mortified courtiers. Which merely accentuates the great truth that nobody is springing any new puzzles nowadays. What makes old age so sad 18, not that our joys, but that pur hopes eease.—Richter.

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MAR FOOTBALL GAMES

Right to Question Decisions Belongs to Captain. Nothing Is More Repulsive to Spectators Than Constant Squabbles Between Competitors and Officials During Contest In football aa well as in every branch of sport, nothing is more repulsive to spectators than constant squabbles between competitors and official?. To question the decision of judges at a horserace, or a footrace, automobile, or trotting race simple is a waste of time, and these decisions cannot be reversed unless there is a wrong interpretation of rules which govern such contests.

If coaches would enforce a rule that only captains of elevens could question or ask an interpretation of an official's decision football certainly would be placed on a higher plane and one of the most distasteful features of the game so far as the spectators are concerned would be obliterated, writes Walter Eckersall in the Chicago Tribune. Football officials are selected because of their known impartiality, their thorough knowledge of the rules, and their sense of honor.

The men, all college graduates, officiating in gridiron this year have been put to many severe testis, and in few instances have they erred. Spectators never should condemn an official for levying a penalty, for the arbiters of the game are in better position and understand more thoroughly the exact interpretations of the rules. Use of hands in the interference, coaching from the side lines, holding in the line, offside play, and a number of other infringements of the rules are points which the average spectator does not see, but when an official inflicts penalties for such breaches of the rules he generally meets with criticism from the stands.

Those who have played football and have been in many hard fought contests have had fouls called when they did not .believe they were guilty of any infringement. In such cases, these players have been so carried away with the excitement of the contests as to be unconscious of any breaches in the rules they made, but when apprised of the conditlops by officials they have admitted their guilt.. In the large universities, where it is part of the preparation of an eleven to teach the players the rules and their possibilities, the players seldom question an official’s decision. The members of these teams are so well versed in the rules as to know when an arbiter’s decision is right or wrong and for this reason few disputes arise. If the colleges in the eastern, western, and Missouri valley conferences would follow the precedent established at West Point, one of the ihost distasteful features of football would be done away with. Discipline reigns supreme at the army institution. The captain of a football team controls his men the same as a colonel of a regiment or captain of a company. If any member df a West Point football eleven questions the orders of the captain he must report to higher officials as soon as the same is completed if the captain files charges.

CAPTAIN ROBERTS,

Shifty Half-Back on Illinois Team.

First Serious Football Injury.

The first serious football Injury of the season in the east has put John Thompson, of St Joseph college, in a hospital at Philadelphia for several weeks with a fractured leg. He was playing on the scrub team against a regular team when one of the players whom he tackled fell upon him.

Jack Tighe Goes to Louisville.

It has been announced that John Tighe would succeed “Del” Howard as manager of the Louisville American association baseball team. Tighe was for several years manager of the Rock Island team in the Three 4 league, and later managed the Seattle club of the Northwest league.

Three Players Hurt.

In Knox coltege-Peoria Bradley Polytechnic football game at Galesburg. 111., Captain Montgomery of Bradley broke his right hip, Scherer of Bradley broke two ribs, and Montgomery. also of Bradley, dislocated his shoulder. *

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DOESN’T STOP TO CHEW.

Gentle Willie —Does that bull terrier of yours ever bite? Mrs. Subbubs —No, he generally swallows everything whole.

Most Fickle Man.

When Col. Willfam M. Howard, now a member of the tariff board, was electioneering for congress one autumn in bygone days, he struck a backwoods county in Georgia, and got very busj> talking softly to the voters. He was much concerned about a man named John, who was now for him, then against him, and always changeable. "What’s the matter with John?” the colonel asked one of his constituents. "Aw, you can’t tell nothin’ about John, colonel,” was the assurance. “He is the most fickle man you ever see. Why, he has had religion so many times, and been baptized in the creek down here so often that the bullfrogs know him every time he’s ’mersed.”

RED. It’s the Red Blood Corpuscles That Proper Food Makes.

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CANADA’S CENSUS

A THIRTY-TWO PER CENT INCREASE IM THE PAST TEN YEARS. That Canada has home rapidly to the front in the past ten years is amply shown in the results of the census recently made public. The population of the Dominion is now placed at 7,#81,869, which with outlying points to be heard from, may bring it up to 7% millions a& compared with 5,371,315 In 490 L Though these figures are large, they do not present a total as large as was expected but they do show a greater Increase of percentage in population for the decade than any similar increase United States. The highest percentage ever reached by the Republic was 24%; the percentage of increase in Canada for .the decade is 32%. Thus It will be seen that the provinces west of the lakes, with the great broad fertile acres ready for the sowing and Immediate reaping of grain and the Valleys of British Columbia capable of producing fruit with which to supply its neighboring provinces east of the mountains, have attracted numbers, which has exceeded the most optimistic of the expectations of ten years ago. Upon the prairies of the ten years ago there was but a spare scattering of people; but today, no matter in which way you go, take any direction, and you find homes and farms and good ones too, occupied by the very best class of people in good sized settlements with plenty of room for five or six times as many more. The population of Alberta is set down at 372,919, as compared with 73,022 in 1901; Saskatchewan 453,508 as compared with 91,270 in 1901; Manitoba’s 454,691 compares well with its 255,211 in 1901; and so does that of British Columbia —362,768 as against 178,657 in 1901; but in a territory as large as population of 1,643,000 is littlemore than discernible in point of numbers. The work through it has been great Look at the towns that have been built up; its cities, Winnipeg with 135,000; Vancouver with upwards of 100,000; Calgary with 43,000; Edmonton, Regina, Saskatoon; Lethbridge; Medicine Hat, Moosejaw, splendid titles —none better anywhere; well maintained and equipped. These have come with existence and been built as they have -been built by reason of the splendid agricultural country by which they are surrounded. The population is scarcely discernible. A population ten or twelve times that shown by the recent census could be easily maintained in even greater wealth than that which maintains the present numbers. There is certainly a wonderful future for Western Canada and that which goes to the development of the west will enrich the last. This is the growing time in Canada and what has been the past ten years is but a The next decade will greater advancement. In the’meantime Canada is bidding welcome the progressive and industrious citizen. The invitajjto? is a standing one. At the forthcoffffij* land exposition in Chicago, Canadawill have one of the best exhibits*)! farm products that has ever been jjiade and it will be well worth while inspecting it and getting information from those who may be in charge.

Scared Out.

The guides had a pretty story to teh as often as they were asked why the cliffs gave back no sound. A beautiful Echo (so the story ran) formerly dwelt in the valley, and had great fun mocking people who, chancing that way, in any manner broke the sylvan silence. But once upon a time a party of smart women, prompted by the guides knew not what chance, sat down in the immediate neighborhood to enjoy a game of progressive whist “Gee, I give it up!” cried the Echo thereupon, and in consternation fled the place, nevermore to return.—Puck.

A SERIOUS ERROR.

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Early Training.

“She claims that her ancestors stood torturing with red-hot pinchers." "1 believe it She can wear shoes three sizes too small and look happy.” —Harper’s Weekly.

_ Important to Mother* Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for Infants and ohildren, and see that It Bears the . Signature of In Use For Over 80 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria Talk is cheap. Give us the silent lady on th* silver dollar every time.

ties, follow the advice of G. H. buttle, Rogers street, Broken Bow, Nebr. Says Mr. Tuttle: “I was confined to my home for weeks, unable to walk mere than ten feet at a time; The doctor said I had

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44 Bu. to the Acre tea heavy yield, buttbat's what John Kennedy of Bdmonton, Alberta, Western Canada, got from 40 acres of Biffing Wheat InfelO Repons from other districts In that provinoe showed other excellent results—such as 4,000 bushels of wheat VjflßKWjl'ttldHrw I from 12u acres, or 88 1-3 I bn. per acre. 25.8Uand 4U 9 I btishelyieidswerenum- ■ fw* I erous. As high as 132 A j bushels of oats to the ■ I J acre were threshed from g A IJQfI Alberta fields in UUO. TOMaffll The Silver Cup IMNHN bt the recent Spokane Fo I r was a warded to t he Alberta Uovemmentfor If nM **• exhibit ofgrains,grasses and Saskatchewan and Manitoba In Western Canada. Free homesteads of 160 jUEH acres, and adjoining: preRalMI ussites *“ t “® choicest districts. Schools convenient, cllWfflW I* II I mate excellent. Soil the mW I IB procnfedi’mlxed on tlon, to Bup* of immigration, SSL® *. mMac. WESTERN CANADA FARM LANDS gsestmixed farming district in CausadlanWM. stops excellent, settlement coming In fast, nr lt«r»tnre and man.,write JollSi Woodward, Board of Trade, Dept. L. Prinoe Albert, Saak. - — :