Evening Republican, Volume 15, Number 273, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 November 1911 — Colter Sorrows. [ARTICLE]

Colter Sorrows.

“Whats the matter with that amateur farmer?' “His peaches have the yellows.” “Yes?” “Se he’s the blues."

r“Dpesn’t ctar friend Slpherton object to these constant that te is going, to resign?”- • 4 4-" “He ought not to,’’ answered Senator Sorghum; “those rumors areabout the only tilings that remind the public he is in office.” "They are threatening," said the city clerk, “to hang you in effigy." “Let ’em,”'replied the mayor, who declined to become excited. “They threatened to hang me in Arizono once, and 1 I’m not.going to let < Uttle thing like this scare mo." “You should be ashamed of yourself,” chided the caller in the luxurious offices of the Boston Real Estate comDftny. :• * ' M .’:/ ?. \ ’ “Ai-hamed of what?” asked ghe agent with the smooth tongue. , “Why, you told that woman the lot you sold her would be jugt the place for her husband, and you know it is under water.” “Well, why shouldn’t I think R would suit him? Didn’t I hear her call him ‘duckie’?" s . “I e«Y, me good man,” queried Algernon Perceval Montmorency as he entered the drug emporium, “have you—aw—♦ good hair wenewah that I could—aw—use on me moustache, doncher know?” “Yes,” replied the druggist, “but we have something still better for your purpose. It la called ‘Bleak’s Hair Originator.’” ? lAwror-“Am;i to wadsritand that your wH« Wt your bed and boerdt! Itesio Mpbralnb—“Not ’aotlg. boas < •**« - -